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This just in from Texas....

A scientist from Texas University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference announcing the invention, the scientist was taken outside by a large group of cowboys and had the shit kicked out of him.

TripleF

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Perish the thought that should make to the market! :S

You hear that ladies? There's nothing wrong with "high-beams". It is not impolite to "point". :P;):D:)
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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how dare he design such a bra



Speaking of designing sexually appealing women's clothing: A Stress Analysis of a Strapless Evening Gown

The engineers here will appreciate this. :D

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If the female is naturally blessed with sufficient
pectoral development, she can supply this very vital force and maintain the
elemental strip at equilibrium.

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I totally would luv a bra that would stop the jiggling.....don't really care toooo much on the headlights!



Casie...noone asked you. Hush, now.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Robin,

It's ok if ya' don't have enough to jiggle...I'm a founding member of the I.B.T.C. and I absolutely love small breasts. Just wear as little as you like...and I'll appreciate it, especially in cold weather.

TripleF



Yes, I've always been a fan of guys who subscribe to the idea that more than a handful is a waste...which is part of what makes my boyfriend so great!
That makes you cool!!!


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Blondes do have more fun!

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