goose491 0 #1 November 27, 2003 50 degrees Fahrenheit (10 C): Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians plant gardens. 35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C): Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows down. 32 Fahrenheit (0 C): American water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker. 0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C): New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. Canadians have the last cookout of the season. -60 Fahrenheit (-51 C): Mt. St. Helens freezes. Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door. -100 Fahrenheit (-73 C): Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down their ear flaps. -173 Fahrenheit (-114 C) Ethyl alcohol Freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg. -460 Fahrenheit (-273 C) Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying "cold, eh?" -500 Fahrenheit (-295 C): Hell freezes over. The Leafs win the Stanley Cup. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cop 0 #2 November 27, 2003 Our version; -500 Fahrenheit (-295C) ; Our people from Lappland says; Hey, let's open another kossu (very similar than vodka) and play some football! "You can call me Mike" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 November 27, 2003 And another version __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #4 November 27, 2003 Thats was funny and yes i am drinkingI'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #5 November 28, 2003 "0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C): New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. Canadians have the last cookout of the season." I BBQ in January...dont you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karrigirl 0 #6 November 28, 2003 LMAO!!!!...... God I love being Canadian! The mighty ocean has but one taste, the taste of salt. Even so, the true way has but one savor, the savor of freedom. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canuck278 0 #7 November 28, 2003 eh Steve Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AdD 1 #8 November 28, 2003 Isn't absolute zero -273 C? But seriously, if there's less than 6 feet of ice by the shore, it's time to windsurf.Life is ez On the dz Every jumper's dream 3 rigs and an airstream Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ypelchat 0 #9 November 28, 2003 QuoteI BBQ in January...dont you? Yup! Yves. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJatLarge 0 #10 November 28, 2003 I'm originally from Nebraska..... BBQ at least 3 times a week all year round!!! You got the steaks, i got the grill!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
