mr2mk1g 10 #1 February 6, 2004 Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts no larger than those of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her soooo much. However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity. Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said . . . "I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married." She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant-sized penis." Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another . . . As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong. She said, "You told me your penis was the size of an infant!" "Yes, it is . . . 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikemc 0 #2 February 6, 2004 can any greenies lock this thread please? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
velo90 0 #4 February 6, 2004 It is very border line in my opinion. I would not be surprised if a greenie does remove it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #5 February 6, 2004 oh i see the problem. Its not actually a reference to it, or anything like it... but it does include several words which would be in common with such a post. Greenies feel free to remove if they deem it nessasery. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikemc 0 #6 February 6, 2004 i just meant it was a shit a joke and nobody else should be subjected to it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedassSkychic 0 #8 February 6, 2004 Quote"Yes, it is . . . 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!" soo.. did they stay married? or is this guy still a bachelor somewhere? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
