Brains 2 #1 October 22, 2004 I thought it was funny anyway. A man, his wife and mother-in-law went on vacation to Israel, to visit the Holy Land. While they were there the mother-in-law unexpectedly passed away. The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150.00?" The man replied, "A man died here 2000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later He rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance." Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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