BillyVance 34 #1 April 22, 2005 Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the heck is that? Mable: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Maude: Where did you get it? Mable: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." The pharmacist fainted. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
superman0710 0 #3 April 22, 2005 pretty funny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PrairieDoug 0 #4 April 22, 2005 Yes, that is chuckle-worthy. Doug Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justaflygirl 0 #5 April 22, 2005 Holy shit... I bought choked on my lunch on that way! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #6 April 22, 2005 speaking of "old ladies and condoms"... My cousin's mother-in-law had a lobotomy after her last child was born (yes, we're talking YEARS ago! They realize now it was simply post-pardum depression, but in NZ in the 60's that's how they dealt with it) Anyway - she used to be a school-teacher before the surgery - very smart. She was sitting at the breakfast table one morning (circa 1990) reading the newspaper when she quite calmly, and boldly looked up and proclaimed.. "it's missing 'inium'....the word is 'condominium'." and with that she returned to her reading - content in her knowledge. My cousin, having read the paper already, simply fell out of her chair. (seems she was reading an article about how schools were beginning to distribute condoms on campus)!!!!! Anyway - to this day you can't mention the word 'condom' in my family without someone telling you "it's missing 'inium'"!! Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #7 April 22, 2005 "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
