SwampThing 0 #26 November 2, 2005 QuoteIt was.... Quote ....20 Years Ago Today... *** Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play.... The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #27 November 2, 2005 Quote...a dark and stormy night... ... most of the jumpers had left well ahead of the storm, but several DZ residents and die-hards were still involved in an intense game of strip Yahtzee. The alcohol was flowing, the thunder was rolling and the sexual tension was palpable. Perhaps this explains why no one heard the hangar door squeak open - why no one noticed the missing jumper right away... and when they found him, their horror knew no bounds. He had been... (please continue) you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #28 November 2, 2005 QuoteQuote...a dark and stormy night... ... most of the jumpers had left well ahead of the storm, but several DZ residents and die-hards were still involved in an intense game of strip Yahtzee. The alcohol was flowing, the thunder was rolling and the sexual tension was palpable. Perhaps this explains why no one heard the hangar door squeak open - why no one noticed the missing jumper right away... and when they found him, their horror knew no bounds. He had been... (please continue) *** Spanking his monkey while rolling around in a pile of smelly 'mid-July' jumpsuits.... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #29 November 2, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuote...a dark and stormy night... ... most of the jumpers had left well ahead of the storm, but several DZ residents and die-hards were still involved in an intense game of strip Yahtzee. The alcohol was flowing, the thunder was rolling and the sexual tension was palpable. Perhaps this explains why no one heard the hangar door squeak open - why no one noticed the missing jumper right away... and when they found him, their horror knew no bounds. He had been... Spanking his monkey while rolling around in a pile of smelly 'mid-July' jumpsuits when the DZ Deathmonger found him. The smell of his blood and steaming intestines mixed with the stench of the disgusting jumpsuits, causing a barf-o-rama of Steven King proportions. After screaming hysterically and pissing themselves, the survivors regrouped and formed a plan... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #30 November 2, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuote...a dark and stormy night... ... most of the jumpers had left well ahead of the storm, but several DZ residents and die-hards were still involved in an intense game of strip Yahtzee. The alcohol was flowing, the thunder was rolling and the sexual tension was palpable. Perhaps this explains why no one heard the hangar door squeak open - why no one noticed the missing jumper right away... and when they found him, their horror knew no bounds. He had been... Spanking his monkey while rolling around in a pile of smelly 'mid-July' jumpsuits when the DZ Deathmonger found him. The smell of his blood and steaming intestines mixed with the stench of the disgusting jumpsuits, causing a barf-o-rama of Steven King proportions. After screaming hysterically and pissing themselves, the survivors regrouped and formed a plan... *** ...Barbeque! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Skolls081102 0 #31 November 3, 2005 I'm glad someone got it... The sole intention, is learning to fly.Condition grounded, but determined to try.Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies.Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #32 November 3, 2005 QuoteAre we supposed to be in Suggestions? I suggest you kiss my ass. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #33 November 3, 2005 QuoteQuoteAre we supposed to be in Suggestions? I suggest you kiss my ass. *** Mmmm... Line forms to the RIGHT?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
airtwardo 6 #30 November 2, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuote...a dark and stormy night... ... most of the jumpers had left well ahead of the storm, but several DZ residents and die-hards were still involved in an intense game of strip Yahtzee. The alcohol was flowing, the thunder was rolling and the sexual tension was palpable. Perhaps this explains why no one heard the hangar door squeak open - why no one noticed the missing jumper right away... and when they found him, their horror knew no bounds. He had been... Spanking his monkey while rolling around in a pile of smelly 'mid-July' jumpsuits when the DZ Deathmonger found him. The smell of his blood and steaming intestines mixed with the stench of the disgusting jumpsuits, causing a barf-o-rama of Steven King proportions. After screaming hysterically and pissing themselves, the survivors regrouped and formed a plan... *** ...Barbeque! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Skolls081102 0 #31 November 3, 2005 I'm glad someone got it... The sole intention, is learning to fly.Condition grounded, but determined to try.Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies.Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #32 November 3, 2005 QuoteAre we supposed to be in Suggestions? I suggest you kiss my ass. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #33 November 3, 2005 QuoteQuoteAre we supposed to be in Suggestions? I suggest you kiss my ass. *** Mmmm... Line forms to the RIGHT?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Skolls081102 0 #31 November 3, 2005 I'm glad someone got it... The sole intention, is learning to fly.Condition grounded, but determined to try.Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies.Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #32 November 3, 2005 QuoteAre we supposed to be in Suggestions? I suggest you kiss my ass. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #33 November 3, 2005 QuoteQuoteAre we supposed to be in Suggestions? I suggest you kiss my ass. *** Mmmm... Line forms to the RIGHT?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
