jmpnkramer 0 #76 December 1, 2005 Hmmm. All animals came from the water. It is nothing. I have to do it at least once a year and drown proofing. and a swim test. 50 meters with gear on. Military gear that is. Skydiving water training is basically a sign off thing. Oh and hey Lee I guess you are trying to get thinner so you can make it out of the water next time. Carry your ASS DON! .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #77 December 1, 2005 Quotehate water..... people dont belong in the water.... look what happened to those who were on the titanic, flippen leo is grasping a door right now at the bottom of an ocean Check out water training in Kapowsin! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skinnyshrek 0 #78 December 1, 2005 QuoteHmmm. All animals came from the water. It is nothing. I have to do it at least once a year and drown proofing. and a swim test. 50 meters with gear on. Military gear that is. Skydiving water training is basically a sign off thing. Oh and hey Lee I guess you are trying to get thinner so you can make it out of the water next time. Carry your ASS DON! YOUR MY HERO GI KRAMER...Can't wait to meet your girlfriend especially as you crashed and burned with mandy. .http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #79 December 1, 2005 howd he get a girlfriends and does she come with a pump or does he have to blow her up himself?Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jmpnkramer 0 #80 December 1, 2005 Quote Have you seen how this thread started. It's gone from me losing weight to don wanting to kill his wife after 19 years small dicks big pussies. drunk lisa all we need now is politics and some racism and we covered everything. Wait till tomorrow! You need to back me up tomorrow Lisa! QuoteCan you lose weight typing??? You Can? .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #81 December 1, 2005 QuoteCheck out water training in Kapowsin! Do it at Lost Prairie and you end up on the official boogie video! Just ask monkycndo. Mine, on the other hand, was at a nasty, over-chlorinated community pool."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skinnyshrek 0 #82 December 1, 2005 Quotehowd he get a girlfriends and does she come with a pump or does he have to blow her up himself? Kramers girlfriends never come......http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #83 December 1, 2005 Quote water training in Kapowsin Fuck that.... I very well think I would drown, what part of cant swim didnt you get ya goober, jeesh your lucky I love ya ..... that made my stomach queasySudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jmpnkramer 0 #84 December 1, 2005 Quotehe have to blow her up himself? Actually I bought one of those human like ones with real hair and all. You know the one's you see on "real sex" HBO Bitch is heave but at least it helps when I am with a fatty! .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SudsyFist 0 #85 December 1, 2005 QuoteQuotehe have to blow her up himself? Actually I bought one of those human like ones with real hair and all. You know the one's you see on "real sex" HBO Bitch is heave but at least it helps when I am with a fatty! And how often is that, pray tell? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #86 December 1, 2005 probably never.... hell his own hand turns him downSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skinnyshrek 0 #87 December 1, 2005 I thought you had a thing for fattieshttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jmpnkramer 0 #88 December 1, 2005 QuoteKramers girlfriends never come...... They are supposed to get pleased. I thought they were only there for servicing me? At least I can find my penis you Fat Bastard! .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jmpnkramer 0 #89 December 1, 2005 Quote I thought you had a thing for fatties Yeah you cannot turn them down. but when they turn you down is is Dam embarrassing! .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skinnyshrek 0 #90 December 1, 2005 mmmmm didn't mandy turn you down at the farmhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #91 December 1, 2005 QuoteAt least I can find my penis you Fat Bastard! thats why he got married , he needed a second opinion Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jmpnkramer 0 #92 December 1, 2005 Quote mmmmm didn't mandy turn you down at the farm Actually I had determined it to be a dud before I ever got there. I almost did not show. But I am glad I did b/c I would not have met your sorry ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [lauch] Nice One Lisa. .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #93 December 1, 2005 thanks I knew I finally made a funny....mostly because its true but stillSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skinnyshrek 0 #94 December 1, 2005 Poor lisa all alone with no trailor...lol All joking apart..When you taking Kelly out for a xmas drink Kramerhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #95 December 1, 2005 it was only a matter of time you went there lol...Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites The_Don 0 #96 December 1, 2005 Ok .. i just got a new beer !! continue on .. I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jmpnkramer 0 #97 December 1, 2005 When the two of you lose like 40LBs Maybe ya'll should go onto that show "The Biggest LOSER!" .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #98 December 1, 2005 lol I cant I have to behave, or he wont bring the trailor to the farm for me... so this means I have to suck up to the fat asshole that is the mighty shrek, king of all kings, king of all donuts.....Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #99 December 1, 2005 your mean Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jmpnkramer 0 #100 December 1, 2005 Quote it was only a matter of time you went there Why are we not supposed to talk about trailers? I mean I hope I have a spot in yours there Lee. 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skinnyshrek 0 #78 December 1, 2005 QuoteHmmm. All animals came from the water. It is nothing. I have to do it at least once a year and drown proofing. and a swim test. 50 meters with gear on. Military gear that is. Skydiving water training is basically a sign off thing. Oh and hey Lee I guess you are trying to get thinner so you can make it out of the water next time. Carry your ASS DON! YOUR MY HERO GI KRAMER...Can't wait to meet your girlfriend especially as you crashed and burned with mandy. .http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #79 December 1, 2005 howd he get a girlfriends and does she come with a pump or does he have to blow her up himself?Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #80 December 1, 2005 Quote Have you seen how this thread started. It's gone from me losing weight to don wanting to kill his wife after 19 years small dicks big pussies. drunk lisa all we need now is politics and some racism and we covered everything. Wait till tomorrow! You need to back me up tomorrow Lisa! QuoteCan you lose weight typing??? You Can? .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #81 December 1, 2005 QuoteCheck out water training in Kapowsin! Do it at Lost Prairie and you end up on the official boogie video! Just ask monkycndo. Mine, on the other hand, was at a nasty, over-chlorinated community pool."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #82 December 1, 2005 Quotehowd he get a girlfriends and does she come with a pump or does he have to blow her up himself? Kramers girlfriends never come......http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #83 December 1, 2005 Quote water training in Kapowsin Fuck that.... I very well think I would drown, what part of cant swim didnt you get ya goober, jeesh your lucky I love ya ..... that made my stomach queasySudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #84 December 1, 2005 Quotehe have to blow her up himself? Actually I bought one of those human like ones with real hair and all. You know the one's you see on "real sex" HBO Bitch is heave but at least it helps when I am with a fatty! .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #85 December 1, 2005 QuoteQuotehe have to blow her up himself? Actually I bought one of those human like ones with real hair and all. You know the one's you see on "real sex" HBO Bitch is heave but at least it helps when I am with a fatty! And how often is that, pray tell? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #86 December 1, 2005 probably never.... hell his own hand turns him downSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #87 December 1, 2005 I thought you had a thing for fattieshttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #88 December 1, 2005 QuoteKramers girlfriends never come...... They are supposed to get pleased. I thought they were only there for servicing me? At least I can find my penis you Fat Bastard! .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #89 December 1, 2005 Quote I thought you had a thing for fatties Yeah you cannot turn them down. but when they turn you down is is Dam embarrassing! .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #90 December 1, 2005 mmmmm didn't mandy turn you down at the farmhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #91 December 1, 2005 QuoteAt least I can find my penis you Fat Bastard! thats why he got married , he needed a second opinion Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #92 December 1, 2005 Quote mmmmm didn't mandy turn you down at the farm Actually I had determined it to be a dud before I ever got there. I almost did not show. But I am glad I did b/c I would not have met your sorry ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [lauch] Nice One Lisa. .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #93 December 1, 2005 thanks I knew I finally made a funny....mostly because its true but stillSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #94 December 1, 2005 Poor lisa all alone with no trailor...lol All joking apart..When you taking Kelly out for a xmas drink Kramerhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #95 December 1, 2005 it was only a matter of time you went there lol...Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #96 December 1, 2005 Ok .. i just got a new beer !! continue on .. I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #97 December 1, 2005 When the two of you lose like 40LBs Maybe ya'll should go onto that show "The Biggest LOSER!" .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #98 December 1, 2005 lol I cant I have to behave, or he wont bring the trailor to the farm for me... so this means I have to suck up to the fat asshole that is the mighty shrek, king of all kings, king of all donuts.....Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #99 December 1, 2005 your mean Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #100 December 1, 2005 Quote it was only a matter of time you went there Why are we not supposed to talk about trailers? I mean I hope I have a spot in yours there Lee. I am missing why we should not mention the word Trailer! .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
