Weird Survey Question

[skyesspot 0]

This was a question on a survey I took....

"Please list some possible uses for a 10-speed blender that do NOT involve any food or beverage products in any way."

I couldn't come up with much... but I thought the great (imaginative) minds here could.

Life is too short. Don't sweat the small stuff.

[simplyputsi 0]

You didn't just make up off the wall stuff. Ask a crazy question get a crazy answer.
Steering wheel cover.
Bed partner.
Therapist.
Flower vase.
sex toy, take the blades out and attach own toy.
alarm clock
deadly weapon
torture device
extra toilet
and ummmm
remote control holder.

Skymama's #2 stalker -

[Rebecca 0]

Art: Plug in, pour paint, point at canvas, frappe, voila.

Vase: unplug, pour water, insert flowers, set on table.

Goldfish Bowl of Death. Nuff said.

Custom shredded jeans: Remove pitcher, plug in, set to chop, go to town on denim.

Persuasion a la Goonies:

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[hisgoofyness 0]

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sex toy, take the blades out and attach own toy.

One of the most memorable porn films for me involved a couple of chics in sexy construction attire removing the bits of their drills and in place putting a "toy"...

Gave new meaning to me fir the expression "getting drilled"!

Which reminds me of one of my favorite films... "Ford Fairlane"... "... you know, Stanley... like the power drill..."

Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!

[hobbes4star 0]

To electrocute someone in a bathtub. Saw it on mith busters the other day

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

[simplyputsi 0]

Isn't there some company that makes toys out of househould appliances and stuff. I think it was on Real sex once. Think the company was created by guys. You would think a girl would have come up with the idea.

"hit paydirt with kdirt"

Skymama's #2 stalker -

[masterrig 1]

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sex toy, take the blades out and attach own toy.

One of the most memorable porn films for me involved a couple of chics in sexy construction attire removing the bits of their drills and in place putting a "toy"...

Gave new meaning to me fir the expression "getting drilled"!

Which reminds me of one of my favorite films... "Ford Fairlane"... "... you know, Stanley... like the power drill..."

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'Ford Fairlane', was a good movie! Andrew Dice Clay is the shits! Too many people, didn't find him funny. I think he's hilarious. I watched his short-lived T.V. show and was really disappointed. He has some memorable quotes like: "Whadda you talkin' about? I did all the work in bed!" "Yeah? ...and on your way out... make me a sandwich!"
"Little Miss Muffet,
sat on her tuffet,
eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider
and sat down beside her
and she beat the shit out of it
with her spoon! Whooooa!"


Chuck

[GARYC24 3]

Crushing ice?
Could be to crush ice to place in a bag to apply to swollen ankle, etc.

[livendive 8]

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'Ford Fairlane', was a good movie! Andrew Dice Clay is the shits! Too many people, didn't find him funny. I think he's hilarious. I watched his short-lived T.V. show and was really disappointed. He has some memorable quotes like: "Whadda you talkin' about? I did all the work in bed!" "Yeah? ...and on your way out... make me a sandwich!"
"Little Miss Muffet,
sat on her tuffet,
eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider
and sat down beside her
and she beat the shit out of it
with her spoon! Whooooa!"
And said, "Yo, what's in the bowl, bitch?"

That's how I remember it at least.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[masterrig 1]

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'Ford Fairlane', was a good movie! Andrew Dice Clay is the shits! Too many people, didn't find him funny. I think he's hilarious. I watched his short-lived T.V. show and was really disappointed. He has some memorable quotes like: "Whadda you talkin' about? I did all the work in bed!" "Yeah? ...and on your way out... make me a sandwich!"
"Little Miss Muffet,
sat on her tuffet,
eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider
and sat down beside her
and she beat the shit out of it
with her spoon! Whooooa!"
And said, "Yo, what's in the bowl, bitch?"

That's how I remember it at least.

Blues,
Dave

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Dunno... it's been awhile since I've heard it too. He had different versions of his 'rhymes'. At any rate, the guy is funny.


Chuck

[hisgoofyness 0]

He did say it both ways... As you mentioned he changed them up a few times.

One of my favorites was:

"Three blind mice, see how they run... Where the fuck are they going???"

Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!

[masterrig 1]

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He did say it both ways... As you mentioned he changed them up a few times.

One of my favorites was:

"Three blind mice, see how they run... Where the fuck are they going???"

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He went-over really big with the laid-back crowd. It was the 'stiff-backs' that gave him hell. The strange part was, his 'real' feelings about women. What we heard was all 'stage' material. He could sure raise some hackles though!
One of my very favorites went something like this...
"Hickory, dickory dock,
the bitch was suckin' my cock.
The clock struck 2,
I shot my goo
and let her off at the next block!"


Chuck