waltappel 1 #1 March 3, 2006 A while back I posted this magnificent description of me letting out a fart that sounded like a duck. Yes, I report only the *big* news! This morning I got this PM. It makes me feel truly proud.Walt Quote I was in my Thai Chi class yesterday and I farted while holding a stance. I couldn't help it, the little bugger just slipped out. It was one of those high pitched squeakers that sounds like someone pinching a balloon. Well, that shouldn't be a big deal right? Wrong. I giggled because it really sounded funny and then I thought of your story about your shower fart. I kept picturing the whole scene with the necessary "qquuuuaaaaaccckkkkk" included. I busted out laughing. I was overwhelmed by the whole thing. I kept trying to control myself and focus on the class but all I could think of was "qquuuuaaaaccckkkkkk" and that would start my giggles all over again. To make matters worse, the more I laughed, the more I farted. Again, just the little squeaky ones that sound pinched and stink like rotten eggs. I couldn't control my giggles and the subsequent farts and so I gathered my stuff and made tracks for the door, much to the relief of the persons to my left and right. In my hurry to get out of there I think I forgot to grab my dignity and composure, they are probably still in the spot I was standing in. Even now as I am typing this I am laughing at how funny the whole situation was. I thought I would share the story with you and perhaps give you a giggle as well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #2 March 3, 2006 That's some funny shit! g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #3 March 3, 2006 Quote That's some funny shit! g I've been laughing all day picturing that whole situation. It's killin' me!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #4 March 3, 2006 Quote That's some funny shit! g Actually, it is funnier. I hadn't thought shit was involved in the incident described, but now I'm REALLY laughing... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #5 March 3, 2006 Way to go Walt! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GARYC24 3 #6 March 3, 2006 Ha ha HA. I've done that 3 times, cardio kickboxing @24hr fitness (only guy in the class) once TKD (during leg lifts!) once Hapkido (just rolling over on back switch legs to touch the ground behind your head) hahaha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #7 March 3, 2006 oh man walt another post from you that made me laugh so hard I started to cry.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #8 March 3, 2006 Quoteoh man walt another post from you that made me laugh so hard I started to cry. I've been laughing my ass off all day--ever since I got that PM. I hope the author of the PM will step up and take credit because that was incredibly funny! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #9 March 4, 2006 Guilty. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #10 March 4, 2006 QuoteGuilty. I was sooooooooooooooooo hoping you would do that!!!For those of you who do not know soulshine, she's the one who sent me that PM and she's *that* funny pretty much all the time! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #11 March 4, 2006 LMFAO...I am cryingBreathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #12 March 4, 2006 Quoteand she's *that* funny pretty much all the time! I have my moments. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJDave 0 #13 March 4, 2006 Whenever I see a post on here from you I start to laugh before I even read it. I'm thinking that you should write a book. "Diaries of Walt" What a gas! haha When I finally get a chance to meet you please don't be offended when I start to laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #14 March 4, 2006 QuoteWhenever I see a post on here from you I start to laugh before I even read it. I'm thinking that you should write a book. "Diaries of Walt" What a gas! haha When I finally get a chance to meet you please don't be offended when I start to laugh. I'm really quite flattered by that--thankyou. This time, though, it was Soulshine who gave us the laughs--I was very happy to pass the message along, though. She doesn't post a whole lot but she's funny and it's absolutely infectious. I hope she'll be posting more stuff. And please do laugh when we meet. I'd be honored.And if you see Shawn up there--please tell him I said hi. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #15 March 5, 2006 The message wasn't the only thing passedDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
