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My grandmother (who passed away in March, 3 weeks before her 91st birthday) had several wonderful sayings. Very much rated G, so many of you might not appreciate them, but she was great.
"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice."
She would also tell us when we got out of the car, "Slam it" then whisper "Dammit"
and when answering some questions, "L no! What? I only said a letter."
Finally, if you didn't want to get in trouble, when staying over at her house and asked in the morning, "How did you sleep last night?" You better answer, "I didn't wake up to find out!"
"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice."
She would also tell us when we got out of the car, "Slam it" then whisper "Dammit"
and when answering some questions, "L no! What? I only said a letter."
Finally, if you didn't want to get in trouble, when staying over at her house and asked in the morning, "How did you sleep last night?" You better answer, "I didn't wake up to find out!"
Royd 0
That's about as useless as screendoors on a submarine.
What a waste of human skin.
What a waste of human skin.
Fucked up as a Football Bat
~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
"Soup Sandwich"
"Great Hogans Goat where did you get that?"
" I would rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy"
"Great Hogans Goat where did you get that?"
" I would rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy"
I hum it because I forget the words
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