2fat2fly 0 #1 July 15, 2006 Ok boys and girls, my pal and favorite tandem master DownwindDave finally Joined today. Ya'll be nice.I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #2 July 15, 2006 For his own sake I hope he either has a pair of tits or a rapier wit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #3 July 15, 2006 I think no to the first, yes to the second, but hey-I did the intro adn in true skydiver fashion.....the fucker's on his own nowI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #4 July 15, 2006 Quotethe fucker's on his own now Welcome, fucker... TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #5 July 15, 2006 Poor bastard, does he realize what he has done? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DownwindDave 0 #6 July 18, 2006 Dang... I am not sure this was a good idea.... On my own? Than doesn't sound like a good idea to me. Oh well. I am here and looking at all the stuff on this site... Man you guys have WAY too much time on your hands. Blah Ha Ha. I almost believed that for a second. We all know skydivers are really efficient folks and use all their time wisely right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #7 July 18, 2006 you said member.... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #8 July 18, 2006 Quoteyou said member.... Yeah, well I usually just call him a dick but I was trying to be SFWI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #9 July 18, 2006 Lets hear it............ Him Him FUCK HIM!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #10 July 18, 2006 Hi Dave! Welcome to the boards. Try to use your time efficiently and wisely and open EVERYTHING that says NSFW at your bosses desk. That means 'Nice Site For Work'.... disclaimer: I'm kidding there. Again, welcome!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DownwindDave 0 #11 July 18, 2006 Thanks for the advice Apri... I am now fired from my job because my boss saw this open and I guess I will have to come live with you now. When can I move in. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DownwindDave 0 #12 July 18, 2006 Well you should hear what I call you when you are not shoving that rusty knife in my back Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #13 July 18, 2006 Dave...FYI... Newbie Advice - Must Read Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #14 July 18, 2006 QuoteThanks for the advice Apri... I am now fired from my job because my boss saw this open and I guess I will have to come live with you now. When can I move in. There was a disclaimer on that advice! Tell your boss you need a 'do-over'. If s/he says you're still fired and go home, the proper response is 'make me'. You can move in if you're bringing the tandem rig and an Otter. I'll leave a light on for ya!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DownwindDave 0 #15 July 18, 2006 Well I may be able to bring the harness which we all know is the funnest part of the rig. As for the otter, we may have ot wait on that. Got escorted to the door by aan official looking woman with a Taser so when I said make me... well lets just say I didn't have much choice in the matter. I will be fine though, I think, after I stop drewling. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #16 July 18, 2006 You're funny. I like you...Are taser marks hard to remove? ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DownwindDave 0 #17 July 18, 2006 Well I think I would heal much faster if I wasn't such a bad bleeder. I will only have to wear the bandages for a few weeks, then I go for further observation. But Hey.... thanks for the tid-bit of wisdom about the NSFW info. I owe it all to you. Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DownwindDave 0 #18 July 18, 2006 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lets hear it............ Him Him FUCK HIM!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Thanks for the heart-felt welcome. You guys are the best! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
