lisamariewillbe 1 #1 August 4, 2006 1. Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe. 2. Why do little boys whine? Because they are practicing to be men. 3. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women? Exchange him. 4. What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship? Telling you his real name.Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #2 August 4, 2006 Too funny!! Thanks I needed that! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skeletor 0 #3 August 4, 2006 lisamarie, you are one of the true retards of dz.com and for that I love you.. keep up the good work. let me know the next time you are in CA., rich Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #4 August 4, 2006 Thats by far the sweetest thing I have ever read.... hmmm did we meet in Cali?Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #5 August 4, 2006 She's not a retard. She's a dork!Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skeletor 0 #6 August 4, 2006 no, I'm a perris retard that hasn't jumped in a while.. the old timers might remember me going in a couple of yrs ago.... (always check your toggles kids... ) but I always get a laugh from your posts. luv ya, rich. and I really mean that you should let me know when you're in cali again.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #7 August 4, 2006 Quoteand I really mean that you should let me know when you're in cali again.... End of next month, thru the first week of octoberish. San Diego to be exact Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #8 August 4, 2006 You're a goober."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skeletor 0 #9 August 4, 2006 WOO HOO, let me know grl, we would love to have you stay at our place.. rich... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites