For those who need a smile

[lisamariewillbe 1]

1. Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

2. Why do little boys whine?

Because they are practicing to be men.

3. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's
God's gift to women?

Exchange him.

4. What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

Telling you his real name.

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[tmaricle55 0]

Too funny!! Thanks I needed that!

Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres.
Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny!

[skeletor 0]

lisamarie, you are one of the true retards of dz.com and for that I love you.. keep up the good work.

let me know the next time you are in CA.,

rich

[lisamariewillbe 1]

Thats by far the sweetest thing I have ever read.... hmmm did we meet in Cali?

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[boinky 0]

She's not a retard. She's a dork!

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[skeletor 0]

no, I'm a perris retard that hasn't jumped in a while.. the old timers might remember me going in a couple of yrs ago.... (always check your toggles kids... )

but I always get a laugh from your posts.

luv ya,
rich.

and I really mean that you should let me know when you're in cali again....

[lisamariewillbe 1]

Quote

and I really mean that you should let me know when you're in cali again....

End of next month, thru the first week of octoberish. San Diego to be exact

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[stitch 0]

You're a goober.

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[skeletor 0]

WOO HOO, let me know grl, we would love to have you stay at our place..

rich...