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waltappel

Call the Police on Husband for not Taking Care of Business?

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I dunno--this sounds kind of far-fetched to me!

Walt



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Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned
Friday, August 04, 2006

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned — especially a woman scorned in the sack.

Husband not living up to your … ahem … conjugal expectations? What better way to renew the spark than a 911 call and a bedroom full of embarrassed policeman?

A 44-year-old woman in Aachen, Germany, called the cops on her husband in the middle of the night, complaining that he was not satisfying his sexual obligations, Reuters reports.

After sleeping in separate beds for months without any action, the woman reportedly awoke and demanded that her husband … uhh … take care of business. When he refused, she called in the cavalry, so to speak.

Confused cops arrived on the scene, but said they couldn't resolve the dispute, much less issue a citation.

"Because no crime or infringement could be identified, all they could do was file a report in case intervention might be required at a later date," police

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Nah, that's our very own Sharimcm who does that!:D:D:D

Walt



Hey now... Wait a second!! My cop called ME, I didn't call HIM!! I know he did come over to take care of business though! And yes, he does love my VCH! :o

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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