jumpchikk 0 #1 August 11, 2006 A girl in my office is wearing a cute shirt with different perfume bottles all over it, but the names on the perfume have changed..like instead of saying Obsession it says Possession and instead of Chanel it says Channel. So then that got me thinking up funny names for perfumes and so far I think Stalker is the best... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #2 August 11, 2006 QuoteA girl in my office is wearing a cute shirt with different perfume bottles all over it, but the names on the perfume have changed..like instead of saying Obsession it says Possession and instead of Chanel it says Channel. So then that got me thinking up funny names for perfumes and so far I think Stalker is the best... Vagina -- never cheap, smells like tuna, very nice on your face Slut--cheap, fun, doesn't stay around for long Hottie--total turn on, always smells great Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #3 August 11, 2006 Quote Vagina -- never cheap, smells like tuna, very nice on your face Slut--cheap, fun, doesn't stay around for long Hottie--total turn on, always smells great Walt Yeah, I'm just laughing here...a few more I've thought of... Glam Slut (inspired by Robby) High-Maintenance Cross Dresser Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #4 August 11, 2006 On that note, how about: Walt--cheap, fun, never goes away.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #5 August 11, 2006 Quote Glam Slut High-Maintenance Cross Dresser These sound like actual dates that I've had. There are some stories that I'll never tellI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #6 August 11, 2006 ADD-The perfume that makes you...what was I saying?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #7 August 11, 2006 Male colognes would be even funnier!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brierebecca 0 #8 August 11, 2006 QuoteADD-The perfume that makes you OOH SHINEY! fixed it for ya. Brie"Ive seen you hump air, hump the floor of the plane, and hump legs. You now have a new nickname: "Black Humper of Death"--yardhippie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #9 August 11, 2006 QuoteQuoteADD-The perfume that makes you OOH SHINEY! fixed it for ya. Yeah, just think, put that perfume in a shiny bottle and everytime you went to put it on, you'd forget what you were doing...so you would always have a full bottle!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #10 August 11, 2006 QuoteMale colognes would be even funnier!! Marriage for Men -- after a guy puts it on he gets lazy, his hygeine goes to shit and all he does is watch TV. Marriage for Women -- after she puts it on she gets fat, cuts her hair short and loses all interest in sex. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #11 August 11, 2006 How about: Hottie Walks By (for men) -- Makes him suck in his beer gut and try and look cool. Hottie Walks By (for women) -- Makes her stick out her boobs give him sexy look. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #12 August 11, 2006 QuoteMale colognes would be even funnier!! *** Another on my list of things to do..... I've ALWAYS wanted to market a Red Neck type male cologne called~~~"Sure Fuck" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #13 August 11, 2006 B O... Hey, you sure smell purty, whatcha wearin? B O... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #14 August 11, 2006 Sexed- for the after sex smell Crimson- smells like a woman in heat *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #15 August 11, 2006 How about: Deliverance -- doesn't smell all that great but makes you have a real purty mouth! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #16 August 11, 2006 QuoteHow about: Deliverance -- doesn't smell all that great but makes you have a real purty mouth! Walt Just relabel a bottle of Jack Black! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
