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PeteW

I am Fucked up

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"What? What the devil did you just say?"
"Would you like a translation Sir? I believe he's speaking in some sort of Welsh dialect."
"No no, that's quite unnecessary. We'll just tranquillize him here and now."


Tom, Tom Tom, Tommy, Tom Love

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Whatcha drinkin'?



He just had one...

Jolly Rogers

I’ll have one whiskey, one porter, one rye
And bring me some cider I’ll give that a try
Bring me two rums, one buttered one cold
And bring me a scotch at least 7 years old

Then bring on the wine I’ll start with the Port
And wash it all down with a beer of some sort
The brandy and sherry some grog and some ale
Some old mountain dew and a good howlin’ gale

Mead, stout, vermouth and gin
Vodka, bourbon, and a sly grin
Moonshine, tequila, cognac and schnapps
Some old sour mash and two belly flops
Goldwasser, ouzo, white lightning, green toad
Absinthe, sombuca, and one for the road!

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