2fat2fly 0 #1 May 18, 2007 A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on. The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The third woman walked over to him and whispered in his ear “Have you ever been fucked?" The fellow looked up in amazement and said "No" She said "You will be when the tide comes in".I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #2 May 18, 2007 Booooooo that man!!! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #3 May 18, 2007 Lemme guess...his name was Bob? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites