gonzalesna 0 #26 May 22, 2007 Quote Quote It's T E X A S dear! Just cause this is texas does not mean everything is bigger... plus even though its hot hed probably get shrinkage, what man wants shrinkage in front of hundreds of other skydivers? Buuuuut, since Ill be in attendance go naked so I can take pictures If they let me, I'll be bareassed... with beer waiting back down on the groundSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #27 May 22, 2007 Quote Quote Quote can you or should you? If your a chick naked jumps are awesome... a guy well doubt its as appealing May I would be the proper way of getting information, I suppose. I wanna doesn't mean I may... Don't explain...she can't use there & their right either! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #28 May 22, 2007 Quote If they let me, I'll be bareassed... Okay and Ill be there for the photo finish Tardo ... stop teasing meSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 5 #29 May 22, 2007 Quote Quote May look okay, then again you got the leg straps smashing his balls together and god forbid he doesnt stand up his landing then he walks back to the hanger with grass and dirt stains on his ass (well hope it is grass and dirt anyways) I've stood up every landing so far... it'd be a shame to bust my ass on the one time i get nekkid too funny, go for it bro!!!if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #30 May 22, 2007 Quote Quote it'd be a shame to bust my ass on the one time i get nekkid Like in prison? You've been to prison? Sounds like there's a good story thereSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #31 May 22, 2007 Quote Quote Quote May look okay, then again you got the leg straps smashing his balls together and god forbid he doesnt stand up his landing then he walks back to the hanger with grass and dirt stains on his ass (well hope it is grass and dirt anyways) I've stood up every landing so far... it'd be a shame to bust my ass on the one time i get nekkid too funny, go for it bro!!! Not like he's gonna trip on anything ! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
talon1206 0 #32 May 22, 2007 Do it....It will be awesome. I did it for my 100th at Waller "Pilots without Maintainers are just pedestrians with cool jackets and sunglasses" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #33 May 22, 2007 Quote Quote Quote May look okay, then again you got the leg straps smashing his balls together and god forbid he doesnt stand up his landing then he walks back to the hanger with grass and dirt stains on his ass (well hope it is grass and dirt anyways) I've stood up every landing so far... it'd be a shame to bust my ass on the one time i get nekkid too funny, go for it bro!!! You mean intentionally bust my ass or just fall nekkid?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #34 May 22, 2007 Quote You've been to prison? No that was directed to you...duh... Im so gonna laugh at your shrinkage, so how many pies can be assembled for ya?Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #35 May 22, 2007 Quote Quote You've been to prison? No that was directed to you...duh... Im so gonna laugh at your shrinkage, so how many pies can be assembled for ya? Never been to prison... I keep my ass outta troubleAs far as the shrinkage goes... you gotta see me unshrinkded to know if I'm shrinkded... What makes you think you'll get the priviledge??? (to see a good joke that isSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #36 May 22, 2007 QuoteWhat makes you think you'll get the priviledge?? Cause its soooo hard to get skydivers to show thier weiners at boogies, almost as hard to see boobies at oneSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #37 May 22, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote May look okay, then again you got the leg straps smashing his balls together and god forbid he doesnt stand up his landing then he walks back to the hanger with grass and dirt stains on his ass (well hope it is grass and dirt anyways) I've stood up every landing so far... it'd be a shame to bust my ass on the one time i get nekkid too funny, go for it bro!!! Not like he's gonna trip on anything ! Well, i'm no mandingo... I used to have an e-mail address at hunglikeahorsefly.comSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #38 May 22, 2007 Quote Quote What makes you think you'll get the priviledge?? Cause its soooo hard to get skydivers to show thier weiners at boogies, almost as hard to see boobies at one touchéSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #39 May 22, 2007 Wouldnt it be funny is on exit one of the boys got under the leg strap? Makes pull time interestingSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #40 May 22, 2007 Quote Wouldnt it be funny is on exit one of the boys got under the leg strap? Makes pull time interesting Depends on what yer PULLIN' ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #41 May 22, 2007 Quote Depends on what yer PULLIN' "SHIT WHY WONT IT CUTAWAY" Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 5 #42 May 22, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote May look okay, then again you got the leg straps smashing his balls together and god forbid he doesnt stand up his landing then he walks back to the hanger with grass and dirt stains on his ass (well hope it is grass and dirt anyways) I've stood up every landing so far... it'd be a shame to bust my ass on the one time i get nekkid too funny, go for it bro!!! You mean intentionally bust my ass or just fall nekkid? either way bro it should be good for some laughs, but I meant the later. good reply: hung like a tuna can, about 2" long but about 4" diameter............ aerodynamic shitif you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #43 May 22, 2007 Quote Wouldnt it be funny is on exit one of the boys got under the leg strap? Makes pull time interesting I think I'll wait till after I'm safely on the ground before I have some PTSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #44 May 22, 2007 good reply: hung like a tuna can, about 2" long but about 4" diameter............ aerodynamic shit Quote Dolphin free i hope! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #45 May 22, 2007 Got me another flaming post Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #46 May 22, 2007 QuoteI think I'll wait till after I'm safely on the ground before I have some PT See if you were a naked chick jumping youd not have to waitSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #47 May 22, 2007 Quote Got me another flaming post THAT would be fun to see nekid in freefall! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #48 May 22, 2007 Quote Quote I think I'll wait till after I'm safely on the ground before I have some PT See if you were a naked chick jumping youd not have to wait True, but that 5th point of attachment doesn't sound that great to meSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #49 May 22, 2007 Think outside the box dear.... literally Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #50 May 22, 2007 Quote good reply: hung like a tuna can, about 2" long but about 4" diameter............ aerodynamic shit Quote Dolphin free i hope! What about the tuna fish? Don't you care about the tuna fish??? >>> Fuck them! THEY TASTE GOOD!!!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
