Drunk and the wife was driving

[Rover 9]

Went out last night and had a few more than was good for me. Wife was sober driver - bless her.

However, she made it a scary ride home and it was hard not to 'give her helpful advice'.

Don't know if the law would accept the reasoning that it is safer for everyone concerned if I drive drunk, instead of allowing my wife to drive sober.

Any other guys with this dilemma?

2 wrongs don't make a right - but 3 lefts do.

[RALFFERS 0]

Sounds fun...

Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself -

"from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

[skymama 35]

Maybe it only seemed like she was driving poorly because you were drunk. I'm just sayin'...

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[normiss 631]

oh god yes!

[chipiematt 0]

no too long ago did a drink drive ban for 18 months, so put up with the bitch and let her drive you home!!!

did you say tequila???

[skysprite 0]

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Don't know if the law would accept the reasoning that it is safer for everyone concerned if I drive drunk, instead of allowing my wife to drive sober.

I don't know about that, but I think it's safer for you if your wife doesn't find this thread!

~skysprite

[Zep 0]

>Any other guys with this dilemma?
Man I hope your wife reads this an kicks your butt to Timbuktu,

My wife may not be the greatest of drivers but I really appreciate the fact that I can drink when we go out knowing that she
will drive home,
With age an experience I learnt when to keep my mouth shut,

Gone fishing