skysprite 0 #1 December 5, 2007 Today my boss is sucking helium out of balloons here in the office and is totally cracking me up with the shit he's coming up with to say! Who says you have to be boring, if you're the boss? Tell me why your boss is cool. ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #2 December 5, 2007 My boss got me a hooker for my birthday.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #3 December 5, 2007 I've had some good bosses and bad bosses over the years. The last one though, was a total prick. He got me fired. I got the last laugh though, I got him demoted out of his corner office and into a cubicle with the rest of the employees. Boy was everyone else full of glee! Good engineer, but shitty manager. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #4 December 5, 2007 I love the 2 owners of our company, who are my dirct bosses. They are the most geniuine, kind and giving people I know!!!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #5 December 5, 2007 Bosses are people too........ occasionally (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #6 December 5, 2007 My boss is an asssholeYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #7 December 5, 2007 Quote My boss is an assshole So leave a pile of shit in his chair, I dare you. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #8 December 5, 2007 Quote Quote My boss is an assshole So leave a pile of shit in his chair, I dare you. now that's funny You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #9 December 5, 2007 The CEO of the company I work for ROCKS!! In his lavishly furnished office, in the corner stands a life-size Homer Simpson (of course Homer makes all the decisions). On top of him just letting us go a few hours early because the weather is nice and supplying us with jackets and blankets for the winter, he's a truly genuine, funnier than hell, awesome, former Marine, one helluva boss! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
