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Why do you park in a driveway but...

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When is a car not a car ?

When it turns into a driveway.

(...thank you....I'll be here all week.....try the veal.)


Don



A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a Polish joke.

The bartender replies, "You see those guys over there?" (Pointing to a group of very muscular individuals) "They're Polish. I'm Polish too. So do you still want to tell your joke?"

"Nah," replies the man, "I don't want to explain it ten times."
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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