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Be a gigolo... :P



What's the going rate for an overweight gigolo these days? :D


Bad economy ... We're not making as much as we used to.
Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :)
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Ya gotta get em before they got the money, thats the secret.

Do what i did, find a med student. Of course i am still waiting to see if it pays off ;)

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Ya gotta get em before they got the money, thats the secret.

Do what i did, find a med student. Of course i am still waiting to see if it pays off ;)



Thats a decent idea. Only problem is if you get them before they get the money you gotta wait for the payoff. And most of that money will probably go toward paying off student loans for the first few years at least. I'm convinced doctors have to be paid so much because they have to pay off all those loans.

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Why in the world would anyone want to be getting into a relationship that ties you down all of the time when you're still in your 20's?
Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :)
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for a sugar mamma. I need money and I need it bad.



It is funny that you made this thread cause last night I was just thinking I needed a suagr daddy....
I have a pricey few months ahead of me and need a hot sugar daddy...:)
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Be a gigolo... :P



What's the going rate for an overweight gigolo these days? :D

My gigoloing would be a lot like Deuce Bigalo's. :D


There are lots of lonely 40-50 year old ladies out there... :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Be a gigolo... :P



What's the going rate for an overweight gigolo these days? :D

My gigoloing would be a lot like Deuce Bigalo's. :D


There are lots of lonely 40-50 year old ladies out there... :D


I'm sure as hell not lonely so don't look at me.... :P

And I think I can pass for younger than 40, anyway... :D
Always be kinder than you feel.

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Ya gotta get em before they got the money, thats the secret.

Do what i did, find a med student. Of course i am still waiting to see if it pays off ;)



Yeah, that and all the school loans too!B|
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
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You could sell your sperm. Do you know how many women are out there that probably would love to have a baby skittles running around the house?
Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :)
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Patrick? What happened to Donny? ;)

Has the Tadpole developed legs?

Wonders never cease. :D



If I called him Donny Osmond he would've thought I was joking... when actually I was serious! He's a good looking dude!!


Thanks. :$ Let's hope the girls at the bars tonight think so too. :P
This being my first St. Patty's day being legal I plan to get annihilated. :) (Dont worry everybody I'm not driving)

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