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    but it's a step in the right direction (and away from the RIGHT direction)




    How much farther left can he go? I dont think my wallet can handle much more.;)


    Left, after eight years of going RIGHT in circles, your wallet is all of the sudden blind-sided by incoming car to you left?

    Get a grip! (of your wallet, that is)
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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    When I first put you on the back of my car in late 2000, little did I suspect that you'd be there valiantly proclaiming my distaste for Curious George for another eight years. You've been a barometer of the country's mood over the years. After 9/11, I got to feel the wrath of the newly patriotic on a daily basis, one going so far as to actually drive his car off the road in Sunnyvale whilst screaming at me out of his window. If for nothing else, you repaid the $2 I spent on you right there.

    As the years rolled on though, and as the true idiocy of the man became apparent to even his staunchest supporters, the thumbs up and the honks of agreements grew, and people would even knock on the door of my house to tell me how much they liked you and if I had any more. I went and bought a lot more and gave them out to anyone who asked for one. As of today, it's been over five years since anyone said a bad word about you.

    But now it's time to retire. With no 44 sworn in today, and no 43 already reduced to the status of a punchline for late night comics, there's no need to be there any more. You can come inside and live in the house, a reminder of a time when America lost it mind, and chose a hapless dullard to look up to.

    Whether no 44 realises any promise is to come, but if he can eat a pretzel without falling over, (and I suspect that he can), he's already outperforming his predecessor. I won't leave your space blank for long though. Something with a nice atheist tone to it I think.




    I think for the first time in US History, and aircraft has received the call sign: "Dumb Ass One"
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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    WOW! The pressure must have gotten to him a bit. He mumbled through it a bit. I couldnt imagine having to do that in front of a couple million people. Hell I stumbled through my oath when I was sworn into the Army. And that was only in front of 20 people. Good luck President Obama. I hope you do good things for the people of the United States of America.



    It's more like he had the official swearing in memorized and the Chief Justice threw him off by misplacing the word "faithfully" in the second sentence.
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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    After a guys' night poker run, i came out ahead $38.

    It's nice because it's been like a year since i did better than break even.


    Go me!!



    Anyone here works for the IRS? Want to make sure we keep him honest ! :D:D:D:D:D:D
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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    Now THERE'S a high-cost prostitute for you!

    For THAT money, I'd want someone who at least knows what they are doing and how to do it.
    :S



    Damn, she is not a prostitute ... she just submitted an application to try out for the job


    Yeah, and she is charging an assload of money for an interview


    Yeah, but the interviewer gets to ask some deep probing questions !
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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    Now THERE'S a high-cost prostitute for you!

    For THAT money, I'd want someone who at least knows what they are doing and how to do it.
    :S



    Damn, she is not a prostitute ... she just submitted an application to try out for the job
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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    If you are, see how many different words or phrases you can come up with from the following sentence:

    "Santa...I can explain"

    I've already used an a-l-i-x out of it, so take those off the list. These were stickers I had on the wall at Christmas, and now we're resticking them into new words in my daughter's room. Her name is Alix, hence the letters already used.

    She hates all things having to do with skydiving, so don't even bother with those words. Oh, and no perverted words either. :P



    I can Explain Santa
    I can Explain Satan
    I explain Santa can
    I explain Satan can
    I Santa can explain
    I Satan can explain
    Can I explain Santa
    Can I explain Satan
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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    should I start taking out as much loans as possible and maxing out my credit cards?



    Utter Blasphemy ! Start doling out uncollectable loans and beg to the goverment for bailout money ! Rookie !
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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    The weather is here, wish you were beautiful. All you cold weather whiny bitch people are missing out.


    Have a nice day.:)



    I am missing out in the warm basement :-)
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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    How much do you think my virginity would go for?



    Hmmmm... how do you put a price on something that used to exist?
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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    Martin passed away towards the end of last year after a battle with cancer.

    He leaves behind many friends that are missing him dearly.

    In his short time within the Skydiving community he achived many great things including becoming a British Skydiving Champion as a member of a CREW team.

    He was a fun loving sole and I am very glad to have had the opportunity and pleasure of jumping with him, his beaming smile will remain etched on my brain and in my thoughts.

    Rest in peace martin and may your sole fly free.




    Blue Skies and thanks for sharing your life with us.
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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    I dont care about an apartment, but if you are in your own house, do you take your shoes off when you walk on your carpet?

    Why the hell do people think it's perfectly ok to walk right in with mud and snow on their shoes, and jsut come right onto my white berber even after I ask them not to?

    I'm not that focused on my house, but have some freaking manners.



    Two solutions:

    1) Find a new house
    2) Find new people

    :S
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  20. So, a 22 yr old "lady" has put up her virginity up for auction. According to the media reports, there is a $3.7 million bid for the privilege of wiping out the label. Hmmmm.....

    This brings a whole new set of economics for martyrdom ! If I get 72 virgins for becoming a martyr and each virgin is worth $3.7MM then I can tap (pun intented) $266MM worth of capital.

    Hmmmm..... the whole thing is starting to make sense !
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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    If he had worked it into Teterboro safely,




    Nice monday morning quarterbacking there. If you look around Teterboro you either hit the airport or buildings. You have no other outs. From the sounds of it he had no time, alititude, or airspeed so his hands were tied.


    How'd you know I was a quarterback?!B| What I stated (IMHO dude), is it did not take a glider pilot (or one with glider experience) to put it down in that river....... read my post.


    What's the big deal, everyone of us lands without engines every single time ! Ok, he was a tandem master with some 169 thrill-seekeres on board.... So, he didn't pound-in the students..... THAT's WHY HE IS IN THE COCKPIT... yes, it was very good job... lets move on :):):)
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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    What is the surface area of a sphere 17' in diameter? What is the volume of a sphere 15' in diameter. I have the formulas but the math ain't jibbing. HELP




    Area of a Spehere 17' in diameter is 106.76 feet
    Volume of a Spehere 15' in diameter is 31.4 cubic feet



    nope.

    V= 4/3pi(7.5)^3 = Approx 1767.141 cuft
    SA = 4pi (8.5)^2 = 907.92 sqft



    Ooopsss.... you are right, I left out the exponentials on both calculations.
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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    i got myfreepaysite, youporn, tube8 and pornhub for that. plus an extensive dvd-collection, too! :P



    Since this thread turned into a research library, you can add xhamster and cam4 to the resources :)
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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    What is the surface area of a sphere 17' in diameter? What is the volume of a sphere 15' in diameter. I have the formulas but the math ain't jibbing. HELP




    Area of a Spehere 17' in diameter is 106.76 feet
    Volume of a Spehere 15' in diameter is 31.4 cubic feet
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"