SuFantasma

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    Mayor of Arecibo



    Yes !! Yes !! Yes!!... We own the biggest Wok in the World! Can you imagine what a great all-you-can-eat menu we could cook from the Arecibo's Radio-Observatory during one lunch session?
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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    Call me crazy for suggesting this, but have you considered consulting a physician?
    17 posts so far, and not a single mention (yet) of the word "doctor".



    That's a good plot for a TV series ... Dr. Tattoo....


    "Bozz! Bozz! Dee plane!":D


    Your French accent sucks ... and you are too tall !
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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    .... that I am old? What? The way I see it, I'm livin the dream! Being a skydiver I think no matter how old I am..... the whuffos dont even know what living or young means! IMHO B|



    Skydivers in this site own (and jump) gear older than you are ...
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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    Call me crazy for suggesting this, but have you considered consulting a physician?
    17 posts so far, and not a single mention (yet) of the word "doctor".



    That's a good plot for a TV series ... Dr. Tattoo....
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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    I'm even considering waitressing during the day and doing sessions at night...



    Well, depends on what your "doing sessions at night" menu will include .... You may be able to afford your own DZ!
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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    I started shooting video as soon as I could and jumped my ass off till I got tired of the DZ politics.




    Wow! How many jumps you could put in between becoming a vidiot and getting tired of the DZ politics ? A dozen?
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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    Ok it's 0412 and I'm awake:(
    WTF should I do again?



    You should... multiple masturbations usually work one way or the other....
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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    Start fucking her boyfriend. She'd be so pissed there is no way she'd wanna live in the same house.



    Interesting hypothesis.. This would be assuming, of course, that her boyfriend is fuckable. Which he's not. He's a silly little French man. Not that I have anything against the French per-se. But I do object to him being silly and little. (And ugly and stupid!!)

    I would prefer to just kick her out!!

    Perhaps I should just start having very loud sex... My bedroom *is* directly above hers...

    But that would put an end to my "dry-spell" problem, and then I'd have nothing to complain about!!! :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:


    I can yell great things in Spanish !!! Where do I submit my application?
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  • If you really want to have fun AND get her out :


    1) Purchase a couple of rolls of "CRIME SCENE" or "POLICE LINE, DO NOT CROSS" yellow and black tape.
    2) Check your calendar, schedule a long weekend trip with some friends.
    3) Attach the tape at the entrance of your house and at the entrance of her bedroom.
    3) Place a hidden video camera pointing to the entrance of the house, ideally with Internet access (This is for your enjoyment only).
    4) Record the sound of a phone ringing, every 2 minutes or so and continuously play the sound inside the house.
    5) On Saturday of the weekend, call her mobile phone and ask if everything is ok .... that's just for fun.
    6) Add any elements which will make her think is a crime scene and a haunted place.
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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    People quote tests made in a vacuum. (Nobody jumps in one.)
    If they did, no drag.



    Technically, it's not possible to "jump" into a vacuum. But space walks come to mind.....

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    An open parachute and a closed parachute weigh the same.

    In vacuum, weight is irrelevant, only mass is relevant. Weight is the function of gravitational acceleration between two objects.


    In a vacuum, they have the same fallrate and skydiving would suck.



    Actually, in vacuum they will have the same acceleration rate, fall rate would be an instantaneous measurement of velocity at any arbitrary point, there is no terminal speed and skydiving as we know it is impossible.

    In a vacuum, there is no air friction caused by different fabric
    types or air deflection on body position.

    Brilliant, well said !
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  • I wonder if the little label attached to the pole of the Union Jack had the words: "Made in China" imprinted on it ...?;););)

    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  • Thanks for your service ! Thanks for your life ! and thanks for sharing our passion !

    Rest in Peace and guide us from here on .
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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    Chicken soup has to stay in you long enough to do some good!



    Try swallowing a full chicken first (you can remove the feathers if causes tickling of the esophagus).... then pour hot water down your mouth, enough to create a good amount of pressure for the chicken to expand and block lower escape routes... add noodles, salt, pepper and carrots to suit taste....

    WARNING : To avoid disturbing side effects, either sedate or euthanise the chicken before swalloing.
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"