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  1. From Friends:

    Episode 4.07:
    Phoebes Song:


    Tiny Tarzan
    Little tiny Tarzan,
    swinging on an nose hair,
    swinging with the greatest of ease...
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  2. Silicone dangerous ? Ehemmm.... maybe you mean Mercury and all that other crap...

    Silicone is only dangerous to men who look at too many artificial tits.
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  3. Are you sure she didn't dial 1-800-SLY-RIFE ? Same digiits !

    SLY (slī) pronunciation
    adj., sli·er (slī'ər) also sly·er, sli·est (slī'ĕst) sly·est.

    1. Adept in craft or cunning.
    2. Lacking or marked by a lack of candor.
    3. Playfully mischievous; roguish.



    RIFE (rīf) pronunciation
    adj., rif·er, rif·est.

    1. In widespread existence, practice, or use; increasingly prevalent.
    2. Abundant or numerous.

    [Middle English, from Old English r[ymacr]fe.]
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  4. Quote

    you need to put a line before your signature. It's kinda confusing when your post runs right up into your signature quote. just put [hr.] before your signature quote. but leave out the period.;)



    Done, thanks
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  5. Holly shit, he killed a deer because it entered his daughter's room... can you imagine what he woud do to her boyfriend if he found him in the room with her?
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  6. The Rack v2.0 got only 3 calls?

    Come on, Yardhippie is slacking off....

    Call 'til you get through !
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  7. Kele, Kele, Kele,

    The cheap wine is getting you tired too early... you need to make it to drunk-dialing hours !!!!!
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  18. The real question is: How did you end up with the $100 bill in your pants?

    Thinks that make you go HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM........
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  20. Here’s a recap of the repairs that are needed to make our living conditions up to par:

    1. CASCADING WATERFALL - A magnificent stream of water usually runs from 2nd floor apartment. At its current rate, it shall create a hole the size of the Grand Canyon in about half the time. I am not much an outdoors person, so I would like to postpone this Canyon Construction during my stay here .

    2. ELECTRO-STIMULATION DEVICE - We appreciate the water-driven defibrillating light fixture, however it's location above the floor makes it unusable during a heart attack. We would prefer to have this feature disabled from the electrical system.

    3. PYROTECHNICAL SHOWS - A light fixture near the basement also doubles as a pyrotechnic device, producing small fires at will. We were fortunate enough to witness the last show, however, if it continues the show at random times, the fire department may be the next audience.

    4. ANTIQUE CABINETRY - We appreciate the historical value of the cabinetry. As we understand, it is made from remnants from the Mayflower. We have made arrangements to have these important historical pieces to the Smithsonian as soon as you provide a replacement unit.

    5. TROPICAL FORESTATION - Yet another of the beautiful indoor cascades is triggering the development of Rain Forest atmosphere, complet with mold and vegetation. We would appreciate if your gardner could come by and retrieve all the growing vegetation.

    6. OPTIONAL VENTILATION SYSTEMS - The garage door and garage ceiling have become the McDonald's of sorts to certain members of the Isoptera family. The additional ventilation is welcome during the summer, but it's causing distress to the ANTIQUE CABINETRY (See 4) and the TROPICAL FORESTATION program.

    7. SMITHSONIAN MUSEUM OVERFLOW - The garage has accumulated a significant number of historical artifacts of relevance to others than me. Could we arrange to have these items shipped to their final resting place along with the ANTIQUE CABINETRY previously mentioned?.

    8. JIFFY LUBE DUTIES - I have been performing preventive maintenance on the heater's motor my replacing its oil as needed. However, it seems like the motor is sick as it keeps throwing up the oil. Could you please schedule a motorologist appointment as soon as possible?

    9. THERMODYNAMICS LABORATORY - As you know, Hot Air Rises and Cold Air Sinks (al other things been equal). Our basement s living proof of this law, and we don't see why further experiments on this topic are required. The only heat in this space is from the PYROTECHNIC SHOW previously discussed. Our only recourse is to move the basement to the top floor, but that's another set of Laws of Physics we would have to violate to keep the building structure intact.

    10. TRUMP TEST - We think that you are entitled to become a Zillionare like Mr. Trump. Given the extra amenities we have received and listed in this letter, we believe that you have not raised the rent high enough. We believe you should raise the rent to such levels that would allow you to hire an attorney, pay the necessary fines, pay for our attorney and still have money left for jury trial and sizeable settlement to us.



    Please let me know how we should approach these issues. The Fire Chief, Environmental Protection Agency and Housing and Urban Development Agency have a few ideas, we would be more than glad to have our attorney put you in contact with them.

    Again, thanks for all the amenities we have received. We look forward to doing unto you as you have done unto us.

    ~ Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  23. Yep, seems like the same rules we used to "counsel" in the Air Force back in the 80s.

    "Strategic Air Command:

    To Err is Human, but it's not SAC policy"
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  25. The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... you finish off as an orgasm.

    - George Carlin, In Humor/Dark Humor
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"