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then the gap tooth hill billy walked in drunk on moonshine yelling, " INCEST, a game the whole family can play!"

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I thought the boogie was hosted at AST and not at skyride. Come to think of it, I've never been to skydive skyride, can you tell me how to get there so I can check it out?

http://www.cataidsboogie.com

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Me? Banging my wife on the top bunk in the bunk room with the door locked at Skydive San Marcos in the middle of the day, in between Deaf World Record attempts, that I co-organized in 2001.

I didn't know it until later but a staff member used a key to unlock the door, saw what was going on, shut the door, and then started banging on it.

thats bloody brilliant!
i got caught banging my GF, at the time, over a car bonnet (hood) by my step mum, i even remember the registration plate, G629 NHS!!!

That reminds me of my friend who related the story of banging his wife one day while sharing a house with his wife's mother. They were doing the doggie position, facing away from the bedroom door. He was just about to cum and pulled out to one side, far enough that he could see the door open and find his mother in law staring at him while jizz was spurting out of his pee hole.

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Me? Banging my wife on the top bunk in the bunk room with the door locked at Skydive San Marcos in the middle of the day, in between Deaf World Record attempts, that I co-organized in 2001.

I didn't know it until later but a staff member used a key to unlock the door, saw what was going on, shut the door, and then started banging on it.

i got caught banging my GF, at the time, over a car bonnet (hood) by my step mum, i even remember the registration plate, G629 NHS!!!

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i tend to go caveman!!! ug! ug!

With the right attire, you'd look like one too.

cheeky bastard!!

wouldnt do it now, was young an stupid back then!

i tend to go caveman!!! ug! ug!

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I'm sorry but this sound cracks me up!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDiR7UxI8Ow

that is funny as hell, my face hurts!!!

i once broke up with a girl who slept with one of my best friends, Willy, on the nite of my 21st birthday, an to get payback after i split up with her, and had alot of time to think, ( bein drunk, helps that part! ),i decided too take all the dirty pics we had taken while having "RELATIONS", put them in an envelope, and post them through her mothers front door, along with a notesaying, "LOOK AT WHAT YOUR DAUGHTER HAS BEEN GETTING UPTO" an you couldnt tell i was in the pictures, as i was taking the pics!

i know i am bad for doin it, but i really couldnt help myself!!!

i was drinking with my brother one time, an waited till he passed out, i decided it would be funny to place my balls on his head, an take a pic on my fone, laughed my ass off while doing so, hahaha, an then shortly after promptly passed out myself!

when i woke the next morning, he was working an i found my fone on the floor, an the first thing i remembered was wot i did to him the nite before, so i quickly sent it to him, AT WORK!!! along with the message "LOOK WOT I DID LAST NITE"........

i did not answer the fone when he called, i made sure i wasnt in the house when he finished work, an i even told an showed all our friends the picture, he was PISSED, an he is also much bigger than me, so i stayed with friends for about a week, he still gets mad wen reminded of it!

fits in easier too!

an she comes gift wrapped in the trunk of a car! easy storage! HAHAHA

u know you loved it roo!!!

my god missus. how could you subject us to a ricky martin video!!!

bad girl!!!

this coming from the guy who had an afore mentioned "ugly man in a skirt" coming out if his camper at 8:30am, wearing sed skirt, and a paddle in his hand!

being one of sed "ugly men in a skirt", i know it wasnt me, as i was asleep with the wife, which would only leave one other person!

kinky bugger!!!

dude just watched the vid an i hav to say that the alvin and the chipmunks theme song made me laugh my ass off, good job dude

you cheeky bugger! lol! thank kyle for the pic not me, i did the dirty work, he was just the photographer! hahahaha!

i did tell you i had done it, be wary around scotsman, especially if they are hungover!

she wouldve been laughing at first then really scared if I was driving since I do drive on the wrong side of the road to you Americans

It was just too easy!

it just broke all of our hearts when she left

What do you do with a Roo, kidnap them ofcourse. Dont worry she was returned in the same condition only a little crazier. Just couldnt help myself

the weird thing is, i am the one that took both pictures, an have giggled my arse off since i came back from the boogie!!! an the picture of brandy sniffing the dogs arsehole isnt beastiality, its inter-species erotica!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA an the one of her sniffing amandas arse, is just proof that brandy loves THE CRACK!!! LOL!

i still lurve you missus, you fat chinaman,

well everyone pretty much saw my ass when i needed to warm it up at the bonfire, did warm the front tho, mite of gotten burnt an that would bloody hurt!

thanks very much for keeping a hungry scotsman fed an content, the enchiladas were awesome!!!

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dude, if ur gonna wear a kilt its to be expected! if i didnt do it someone else would have, hahahaha!

Wait a minute...I don't remember anyone pulling your kilt up. Damn...I missed a great opportunity.

no one pulled it up apart from me, but plenty hands went up there to check if i was wearing boxers, like i would anyway!

dude, if ur gonna wear a kilt its to be expected! if i didnt do it someone else would have, hahahaha!