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    That's an easy call for guys. Morning sex, afternoon sex, evening sex,
    even sex while we're asleep. we'll take all we can get.;)



    Not just for guys! :P

    I am a lover of sex too! Morning, noon, night.... I dont care when it happens! ;)

    Great... Now Im sitting here at the Phoenix airport thinking about sex!!!!! :S

  2. Wow, the bonfire is vacant this morning!! I am currently sitting in the Sacramento airport at my gate, waiting for my flight to board. Its back home to Florida today. :(

    So I'm going to go get a cinnabon and wait for a naughty thread to get posted! ;)

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    Well junkie are you offering to end some of our droughts?




    :o:o:o

    Moi?? But Im sweet and innocent! :) Everybody knows that! :P



    Im also having a dry spell at the moment.... Predicting that hopefully it will be over soon!

    ...Lets give it a month. I'll report back if anything changes ;)

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    There should be a battle royale of smutsketeering.
    1) lingerie pillow fighting
    2) Body shots off each other by following the rules of H.O.R.S.E. (last one standing wins)
    3)...and THEN end with pudding wrestling

    I'll be the impartial judge which makes me ineligible as a contestant. ;):P



    And here come the male submissions for judging.....
    :P;)B|

  12. I hereby OFFICIALLY nominate Poe62 as a contestant, for posting the following quote on another thread:

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    For my birthday, I am proclaiming it streaking night! You can't celebrate without alcohol and birthday suits. It just wouldn't be right.



    THAT is what smutsketeers are made of! :P;)B|



    PS. The contest does involve puddin' wrestling between contestants, right?? :o:)

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    For the new Smutsketeer. :D:D:D

    Submissions can be made to myself, Deedy or Robby. Submissions can be in the form of naughty PMs or thread ideas.

    Or, people can nominate someone for the position.

    Once all submissions have been made we will narrow down the field and start a poll and let everyone else decide. :D:D:D

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    Well, I nominate the junior smutsketeer, jumpingjunkie81. B|


    She's started a lot of naughty threads, played in Name That Rack, and contributed quite positively to the fuckery around here.:)



    :$Thank you!!! I feel so honored to be the first one nominated! B| I was going to submit my own application anyway, but looks like I don't really need to now!!! :P

    In case I do need to submit an application, does this thread count as a submission?? ;)

  21. :o:o:o
    One is never too old to partake in truth or dare!!!

    I have to say, as a junior smutsketeer (I still dont know what that means btw.... am I in training or something??) I have to say that I am disappointed that you had to ask! You are supposed to be 33.3% of my guiding light to naughtiness! :P;)B|

    I double dog DARE you to play it!!! :P

    I think we should play at Skyfest! ;) Who's down for a game??? B|

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    Since people are being open, I'll go. I hadn't yet because I didn't like the anonymous part.

    ANY of the Three Smutsketeers:
    Lucky, Dsquared or Iluvtofly.
    Or the Junior Smutsketeer: jumpingjunkie81

    They all have an attitude I really enjoy. :)
    And are pretty hot. ;)

    There are others who are also quite attractive, but those are my top choices.



    :o Junior??? :o Did you just call those other gals OLD???? :D:D:D

    This thread is WAY more interesting now that everybody's fessin' up! :P;)B|

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    typicalfish (for his naked guy post whore glory pic and I wanna wear that hat in his avatar!)


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    I am SURE you could rock the hat, dear... ;)



    Thank you so much!! B|

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    Since im a mutual kinda guy, the sole inhabitant of my list at this point is jumpingjunkie81, by far the hottest chick on here!B|

    I would gladly eat a litter of kittens for a cuddle!



    :$Thanks Teigan!:$ Although, eating a litter of kittens is hardly neccesary! ;)

    And iluvtofly and skittles: I am flattered! :P

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    Anyone else care to spill the beans??

    This is lunch hour entertainment for me. ;)

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    I know! Thank God for people who speak their mind and don't care what others think. Kudos to Jumpingjunkie81! B|

    I was beginning to feel like I was in 7th grade homeroom, while the notes were being passed back and forth about who has a crush on whom...



    Thank you, really, but I did have an ulterior motive when I posted my list! :$ I was hoping more people would come clean and we could find out who submitted that enormous list a couple of pages back! :D

    But seriously.... Kudos not only to me, but also to LisaH and Poe62 for coming clean! B|

    Come on people, its your fantasy.... OWN IT! who else wants to join the "come clean club" ??? :P;)B|