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  1. Again misunderstood, I meant as the Man, not being smart enough to change careers, or something else to accommodate the marriage/relationship working. Too many men still think in the 40-50's era mentality; 'our career' or 'our lifestyle' is the primary of the two, and should not have to change!
    edited to respond to : But, I'm sure if she was a prostitute or maybe even a dancer, you'd be sure to pass her up.
    WRONG I don't judge from such a shallow mind, I know plenty of great decent women, who have done such things and taken that path to pay the bills, pay for college etc.
    You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

  2. Allergic Reaction Warning: Operating a Motor vehicle under the influence of Oxycontin, can cause one to "break-out in handcuffs"
    You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

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    He must be pretty shitty in bed... :o:D
    I don't think I'd marry my fuck buddy even if he begged me to. I do not like the career path he has chosen for himself, but if it works for him, great. I just don't want to have to deal with getting a call at 2 am telling me my husband was dead from a gunshot wound or anything else for that matter. No thanks. Not too often would I marry mine either.


    Ummm, Understandable but of course I was speaking from a man's perspective. We're the ones that aren't always smart enough, to know when the perfect woman is right beside us all along, and fail to see her in the light we should see her in. Edited to add: or smart enough to know that no career is worth passing up the "The Perfect Mrs."
    You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

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    I get that and i go up over 100,000 a year. Money for jumping will most certainly not be an issue anymore. hell...ill buy a keg every weekend im out there..


    Just wanted to highlight that for everyone for future reference. :P

    :D:D:DGOOD WORK!
    That's right holding you to it Fucker!:P
    You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

  7. Don't forget peeps, all too often it turns out, our 'Fuck Buddy or Friend with Benefits', is our one & only potential 'Soul Mate') and we're too pre-occupied with what we think we want, to see that.
    'Booty Calling' on them when we should be married to them.:S

    You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

  9. Too impress the 'Chicks' why else?
    You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

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    Well, I for one, will not be having an abortion...it's my choice.

    Besides, MY "rights" trump YOUR "rights".


    Shit, I guess this means you'll be suing for a paternity test & child support, I wasn't even near the farm that day bitch, forget it.
    You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

  14. :SThat's Bullshit, I know several atheists, & they are more trustworthy, and morally upright than most "I go to mass everyday/week" people I know, would you rather trust your 10yr old kid alone with an adult atheist babysitting overnight, or a priest?
    You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

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    You know how some guys say A1 RUINS the amazing flavor of a steak?
    I feel that way about my nipples.
    :P


    Very Good Point, they are rather tasty, straightup & natural aren't they!:)
    You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

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    I'll keep him in my prayers. Hope everything goes well.. have a safe trip.
    ps- let him know that non-skydiving induced coma's are unacceptable in this sport! ;)


    :)Thank You & Yes my sentiments exactly, All these years of skydiving & dodging bullets, & he ends up this way from a short car trip from an airport to a hotel. WTF??:S
    I learn 'em right when he wakes up!>:(
    You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

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    C'mon, you gotta admit the Buckwheat pic is *at least* as funny as Mr. Hanky!:D:D:D
    Walt


    I thought it was "Don King the early years':D
    You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

  18. . . . to pour on a nipple for flavor?
    Good Question!
    Bailey's works, uh lets see.......
    A little Wine,
    My tounge!:P:D

    You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

  19. B|Thanks Turtle, I will, You the Man, Bro taking everyones, comments & wishes to him.
    You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

  20. Fight Club
    On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
    Spaceballs:
    Barf: I'm a mawg: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!
    You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

  21. As Good As It Gets
    Come on in, and try not to ruin everything by being you.
    ---
    When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome...
    and then, of course, you spoke...
    ---
    As Good As It Gets
    Woman: How do you write women so well?
    Melvin: I think of a man... then I take away reason, and accountability.
    You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

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    Your entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with anyone you encounter.
    The difference is "I make this look GOOD":ph34r:


    You forgot
    'We're not hosting an InterGalactic Kegger here son'
    You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

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    "I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen"
    -Lloyd Dobler


    She wrote me a 'john-deere' letter... something about me not listening enough, I don't know... I wasn't really paying attention.
    You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

  25. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
    If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!
    ---------------------------------------------------------
    Lois: How would you like it if I made your life a living hell?
    Ace: Well, Lois, I'm not quite ready for a relationship right now, but maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911?
    You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.