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And if it's close between two people, the winner is the one who bribes the judges with the most beer & boobies.

And if it's close between two people, the winner is the one who bribes the judges with the most beer.

Great story Jimmy. Hey I just realized we both share the same sky birthday! It's been two year today for me.

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He was 82 and she was 46...niiiiiice.

At the bottom of the article you see his wife was as old as his youngest daughter.

Elephant inseminator.

How youuu doin?

Hey cool. They've got public webcams of the collider.

http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html

Yes, I too don't believe that the collider will create a black hole or even a mini black hole. It's just fun to add fuel to the paranoia fire.

When they turned the collider on, they were just sending particles down in one direction and then the other. They haven't collided anything yet. Even when they do start colliding particles, it's still probably a year away before they do it at full power. Only then could they possibly create a black hole and destroy the universe.

Uwe Boll is a fucking tool. He couldn't direct his way out of a paper bag.

It's a piece of shit. Don't waste your time.

Watchmen
Burn After Reading
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Appaloosa
Choke
Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist
City of Ember
Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Tie between Farscape and MASH.

I refer to mine as "You Fucking Bitch" whenever it slams me.

Hey cool. I forgot I was in that group shot. Congrats again to you both.

Happy birthday Billy. Have a good one.

The new site looks good but I hate the rolling dropdown menus. Other than that good job!

I feel like a hundred bucks.

Now how could someone like me drive someone as innocent as you to drink?

If I've been to the dropzone that week it's 4-6 but if not then 1-2.

Been watching it since the beginning. It's a brilliant show.

The next time someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!

"This one goes up to 11"

I love old school computer games. I cut my teeth on the original Space Quest. If you want to check out some other old school games see this site:

http://www.the-underdogs.info/

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to get really 'hammered' tonight recommendations? name your favorite 'Drown My Sorrows' poision!

Jack & Coke. Already had 1,2...7 tonight.