alterego

Whats with the article about how to fly head up in the Feb Brit mag, that has pictures of two flyers doing a head up jump with incorrect body positions? ( locked hips fighting a classic back slide with their arms). Good example huh. A picture paints a thousand words? I remember a much better head up series done in the same publication about two years ago by some guy with loads of tats? Avaword! I hear and I forget, I see and I remember, I do and I understand.

A "Hey, asshole!" shout, followed by everyone answering simultaneously; "What?"! Yeah I kinnda like that one. Pretty much sums people who do gay hand shakes up. When done in a plane with whuffo tandems aboard, they must think we're all nuts. I think you'll find thats twats! What it is to be a wacky skydiver. "I live on the moon and its made of cheese, honk honk, yep Im crazzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeee, I am",! Excuse me while I get my head down! I hear and I forget, I see and I remember, I do and I understand.

I dont do any of that Gay shit! The ones I really hate in ascending order. The freefly hand slap and punch, Dude thats Rad! No its sad! The lets all hold hands like fags and breathe whilst looking into everybodys eyes like a stage hypnotist. Or my personal favorite, the take off dance carried out by mediocre, comicly over serious RW teams. Youve all seen it, the thing where they wiggle their fingers on take off and as the wheels leave the tarmac they slap their Knees and whoop and holler. What the f&*k is that about? At £20 quid a jump in the UK im gonna be thinking about the skydive and not keeping up with the latest "groovey handshake routine"! I hear and I forget, I see and I remember, I do and I understand.