travisjones

We need to get a list going of all the jumpers attending this party. I am coming with about seven other crazy texans. Puerto Rico will never be the same when we redneckize it. I will tell them to get there ass on the list.

Travis Jones

The stupidest thing I have ever done:

Jump # 105
Did a back layout on a hop-n-pop. Thats not the stupid part. While i was upside down looking at the plane I decided to dump. My pilot chute inflated between my legs and the parachute also deployed between my legs. It was a very uneventful jump, but it could have gone way fucking wrong. It looks really badass on video, but im pretty sure thats the last time I will try anything that stupid for a while. It didnt help that the S&TA was setting right next to the door watching me leave. I got grounded for that one.

I will be there with two other partners in crime. Cant wait, I just bought my plane ticket last night. Is there a casino near the dropzone?

I looked in my log book the other day and, apperently I did a four way head down with Mr. T, Han Solo, and Dr. Phil from the millenium falcon at 1,400,000 feet.

I have an astra in my current rig, but I havent turned it on for the past fifty jumps. I except the extra risk. If I get knocked out in freefall or some other freak event happens its my own damn fault for being in that situation in the first place. I hate relying on a box full of wires and chips to save my life.
Age: 19

Hey whats up? Congrats on getting your SCR. I also had alot of fun pouring magot spray all over you.

Im leaving the hill billy ass town of blanco around 9:00 am, then im going to pick up my rig in san marcos on the way down to spaceland. I should be there around 4:00 pm. Is there a set time for the water training tommorow evening?

Im driving up from the Austin, TX area if anyone wants to tag along.

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Travis was arrested for....
Indecency in twelve states and three Canadian provinces, Driving While Intoxicated in Arkansas, Murder, Burglary, and shooting a neighbor several times after the neighbors dog pooped on his lawn

Whats wrong with that one for freinds and one for buisness. If i wasnt allowed to have two, then how did I get two???

I assure you that the keg beer has nothing to do with it.

Oops I posted with my other profile. I dont really know why i capitalized one and not the other...Oh well.

I trusted the feeling, but to be truely honest with you I wanted to see what would happen. There are just sometings that you have to prove to yourself.

Buckets, because cows cant fly sideways?

Here's to you Mr. Im Drunk, so fuck my parachute guy. The sad part is you sprained your ankle while jumping off your nieghbors patio.

Gilly suit + crossbow with night vision scope + explosive broadheads = Dead Deer , another option: Dig a huge pungi pit along their trail and when it fills up cover it with dirt . After covered with dirt you can plant a tree or a new garden in the protein enriched soil.

1 reserve ride in 41 jumps, Due to a lineover on jump 32

Age:18
Sex:M

average:0.2028

hey whats up? Well yall are all ahead of me I've done three tandems, and i'm going to ground school next sunday. Is it akward jumping from the plane with two instructors holding on to you? I'm am truly addicted to the sport Do you jump in San Marcos? If so maybe Ill see you around.

Blue Skies