harlequincynic

haha yea...landing in the gun club.....major beer debt right there

hellooo i've been reading dz.com for awhile now, might as well start attempting to actually post some and the such. I'm Kendal....I'm a semi-new/slow jumper at Skydance in Davis CA.....if you're comeing to the American Boogie...I'll be there, and keeping most of you liqoured up from my post in the Dive Diner. I'll also be keeping the manifesters liqoured up and happy, so I'm best on your side hope to see you all there! xo

mmm, party at the double wide!....I'll even add to the redneck feel! ya know, being from redding and all haha! good stuff

Yesterday, I did my first 4-way and it was with my two brothers and my dad. The jump I had been waiting to do for two years! My eldest brother is in the Air Force and so we don't see him very often, so I was so amazing to get to jump with my whole family (mom excluded). We nailed our exit and even made three points! One of the greatest moments in my life, so I had to annouce it!!! picture attached is us dirt diving

I found this poem a really long time ago, and I don't know who wrote it, but : I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify, Any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, But a beauty salon. I can get a massage Without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends, About the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece, And yes, it takes long. At least I can admit, Whenever I am wrong. I don't drive in circles, At any cost. And I don't have a problem, Admitting I'm lost. I never forget, An important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies, With lots of gore. Don't need instant replay, To remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Would you look at my face, Not at my chest! I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling. Don't call me a girl, A babe or a chick. I am a WOMAN, Get it, you prick?!