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QuoteSP EFX - it's possible - but I'm going to snopes for an opinion - i just thought it was funny.
Does that make me evil?
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Quoteum....the" / "goes IN FRONT of the "s" not behind it...you DO need a cabana boy!
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QuoteSorry, you'll have to pack your own rig. That's just plain whipped.
Well, will you at least teach me how properly? And provide refreshments after?What WAS I thinking?
What part of "cabana boy" did you not understand??
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PM or reply with attached photo first please.
Edited because other girls want to see and might be interested in your application if I'm not.
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QuoteBTW you didn't mention what the salary/benefits package entailed.
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QuoteYa lost me on #10. I don't camp, and you can keep your cold butt away from me, thankyouverymuch.
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Hmm. Yes, pilot's qualify for waivers on # 9. That's completely acceptable. And if he can instruct PPL at least that's enough to make me think about #4. I would need a photo and to pass it through my employer (I'm a nun afterall) and my ex cabana boy of course.QuoteI have everything covered except for #4. (I can't do the non-sexual thing.) And a waiver on #9 because I think a good turbine skydive pilot fits the category.
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I thought about it for awhile and yes, temporary waivers are okay. I have to get the approval of my ex cabana boy however... he still looks out for me.QuoteYeah - 6 and 9 are keeping me out as well . . . .
Hmmm - 6&9
Well if 69 is all that is keeping me out of the running . . ..
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QuoteWow... my cabana boy has all 11 qualifications. And like you, the Steelers are pretty damn important to me... the only reason I met mine is because he had a Steelers shirt on
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I call BS on you being able to handle # 11. -
I edited it a little on that one.
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Oh yeah:
11. Able to let me watch my damn Steelers game and STFU... even when his team wins and the Steelers don't.
12. Not currently married or separated.
The last cabana had 1 through 10 in the bag, though I never had to test 11. I'm not sure he would be able to handle that, that's been a hard one. -
I have an opening for a cabana boy.
Must have the following qualifications:
1. expert in massage therapy
2. able to choose good wine and whiskey and pour it if I need WITHOUT comment
3. understands that whatever I wear, I look good, and NOTHING makes my ass look fat, not even my ass (this is the only time I will ever need him to lie)
4. excellent non-sexual cuddlenapper
5. complete hugslut
6. extradordinarily attractive and well-built
7. good cook and must be willing to grill for me and and fix foofoo girly drinks even sometimes also for my incredibly gorgeous friends
8. excellent sun lotion application skills
9. tandem instructor or aff instructor and/or packer/ rigger preferrable
10. able to warm my heatsucking booty on occasion, especially on camping trips and when it snows
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Not so much, I've had an opening for awhile. And I'm very picky. -
I used to have one. Now he's married and has a baby.
I have an opening for one I guess.
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QuoteQuoteHmmppph.. who needs clothing for shootin... sheesh
Men do. Those spent casings are HOT.
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I'm not allowed to take narcotics. I have a great collection though. I am too sensitive or allergic or something. Yuk. Advil? -
Seriously though, change your diet, regulate the exercise and maybe get a deep tissue or hot stone massage.
Sometimes when I just ignore the entire world and unplug and just take a bath and have tea and just pamper myself I will have the best sleep. And for you perverts out there I don't mean one little thing naughty. -
QuoteQuoteI always sleep much better after a spirited sexual encounter.
Where do you find those?
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The article doesn't say that, how on earth do you get that the article is saying that?Quotewhat's wrong with it?
The article says that it has no significant negative effects, so what's the problem? Too many bleeding heart liberals around these days... if they're getting results by doing this, then fair play to them
I need a new avatar.
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