skydivekd

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Gear

  • Main Canopy Size
    150
  • Main Canopy Other
    triathadog 160
  • Reserve Canopy Size
    143
  • Reserve Canopy Other
    tempo 170
  • AAD
    Cypres

Jump Profile

  • Home DZ
    crete, ne
  • License
    D
  • License Number
    20799
  • Licensing Organization
    uspa
  • Number of Jumps
    4900
  • Years in Sport
    9
  • First Choice Discipline
    Formation Skydiving
  • Second Choice Discipline
    Formation Skydiving

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  • AFF
    Instructor
  • Tandem
    Instructor
  • USPA Coach
    Yes
  • Pro Rating
    Yes
  1. Out of about 1600 tandems, I recall frequent tips, from "here's a beer on us later" to a hundred dollar tip "NASTY function, tip-toe landing with a fourth time repeat student. The BEST by FAR was up in Nashua NH, four months AFTER taking a hot little russian 19 yr old chick married to a dude about 70 yrs. old. "internet thingy maybe?" Last week of the season driving bored in the rain, in The middle of a full week of rain, I pull into what I thought was a sports bar. I sat down to order a bud light, andf BEHOLD a nude russian beauty pops up in front of me asking what I'll have! I look at her & say, "darn you look like a skydiver chick I know!" She blushes, and asks " what are you doing here?" I explain that I accidentally thought it was a sports bar, only to find out is is the BEST type of sports bar! A few minutes later her sugar daddy shows up, and tells me the whole house is ON THE HOUSE, free booze, food girls the whole SHMEAR! Well about ten hours later, I get a limo ride home to the DZ and one of the bouncers following in my truck. I wish I could say it was an unforgettable experience, but the booze had something to say about that. What I DO remember, is that I didn't have to tip at all!! PS; the "sugar daddy is one that had laid a c-note on me for "taking care of his baby" funny note, that gal was so hot, I'd have bought the tandem FOR her! Shotz!
  2. Make certain you take the time to loosen the stu. legs straps, get them to stand on your feet, and slide the legs strap down toward their knees. Big help. good luck sorry to hear about the broke baby. Shotz!