bubblehead

im wasted and been onm crritched a couple months. nbut if any on ewants to make me deel batter . anywayes im goona goonnna go paly mario katrt for game cube .

If we were really smart we would sell Louisiana back to the French for a huge profit and then just take it back by force cause we sure as hell know they can't defend anything.

i'd either have to go with Whataburger or Taco Cabana

my friend worked at an ER in Oklahoma this summer and he had to treat a guy that came in there with his arm completely torn up from noodling. what happened was the guy stuck his hand under the bank and there was a beaver there that just torn the shit out of his arm. I saw the documentary on it. that shit is crazy but looks like fun.

My fraternity was having a party and it was my turn to dj, so i was up in the dj booth when this women i've never seen before climbes on in. she starts making out with me and then next thing i know she drops to her knees and gave me a bj. there was probably 100 people dancing on the dance floor. but i was drunk and she was hot so i didnt really care.

Nuclear Propulsion Officer Candidate program

I'm not one of yall yet but I'm in the NUPOC program right now and will be stationed onboard one in about two years.