RastaRicanAir

Did you know that when a man is hanged by the neck until dead, he dies with an erection? Of course, when a woman is hanged, sex is probably the last thing on her mind. Off-topic perhaps, but since Shrek is running around preparing for his life sentence, and no one else is posting, I apparently have to maintain this thread by myself. So I'll ask again: Ogre Wedding Roll Call, who's in? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Wanna hear something REEEAALLLLY SCARY? If I average 4-5 jumps a weekend between now and then, as I have been of late, I will hit 100 at this boogie!!! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

And I missed all of you freaks too. Sure, I was much cozier on my couch than the boys were driving back through that sh*t weather, but I would have KILLED to see our little bald-ass Boomhauer doing his impression of Tom Hanks in Castaway! "Y'aawwwlllll, gemmmeeee a padduhlll this sheeyit ain't funnnnyyy maayyannn!" But, on the bright side, this is the first weekend I've come out with money IN my pocket. And I picked up my B-License. Now on to the future, and what is sure to be the most unusual wedding in history. Who's coming to get their first taste of Ogresteiner Beer handcrafted with pride by LocoBoca Breweries? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

O.K., if I have to work as the entertainment at this thing, we're going to have to keep it near the top of the damned threads. It's confirmed: The Roaming DZ Mountain Boogie will feature a fine and vast selection of dining, dancing, and drinking music provided by "DJ ELECTRIC BOY"and [email protected] Of course, in the interest of the environment, we will be turning the subwoofer up loud enough to kill only the smallest and weakest forest creatures. But we will be accepting any and all requests so long as you're aware of one company policy: We'll play it. But we're not afraid to tell you if it sucks. Also, once I get tired of spinning other people's music (and Spence runs out of money) I'd still like to hold fireside auditions for LocoBoca's Boogie Bastard Mariachi Band. So if you have an instrument you're not afraid to whip out in public, please feel free to bring it along. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I am....? O.K. then I guess I am! Spence, is it my imagination, or did you post this several hours BEFORE I called you to confirm my appearance? Boy, you must got some ESPN or somethin'! True, we'll have a modest selection of about 13,000 songs for your dining, dancing, and drunken sing-alonging pleasure. (Unfortunately, I still haven't figured out how to pay off our state of the art equipment with my looks, so TIPPING will not be considered offensive.) Also true, so get on that thread and post man!! the damn thing's damned near disappeared! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Yes, my most TeleTubby resembling friend, it's confirmed. [email protected] will be in full effect to rock the mountainscape and f*** up the habitat with the boomin' bass system. (Well, maybe not full effect, my partner's got a job and a normal life. But I'll be there w/the gear.) Which won't prevent me from bringing along my beloved 12-string travel companion 'Natalie' in case another fireside jam breaks out. We're also in talks to host a RoamingDZ soiree on the sidelines at Thomaston for the kids who don't know how to dance to techno. Of course, that's if Manny can teach me how to hook up the equipment before then. Speaking of which, Hey Spence! Where can I get my hands on an Electric 8-Way machine to add to our services? I think It'll go over big at weddings and class reunions. If you want to witness our showbiz majesty prior to that, you can catch us at the Blessed Onion Union of Shrek & Fiona this coming weekend in charming Monticello, FL. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Actually, according to this: http://www.skydivethefarm.com/events.php There is something officially scheduled for the Farm that weekend. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I'm pretty sure that name started out as a joke, right? So why do I like the way she says it? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

No, no, no, sweet innocent Robbie.. When Mouth, Mariposa, and I get together, theres no chaperone in the world who can handle that... Oh my sweet, sweet kitty. You have such a way with words!! I think we may need to share some jello shots too!!! Mouth showed me this great trick w/ your tongue! Robby, you need all the chaperoning you can get ELECTRIC BOY!! Who, Me I'm thinking we definitely need to expand our relm of shared enjoyment next time and get some of the others involved. You guys have fun without me this weekend. Like Scott said, "Don't do anything I wouldn't do." I'm not sure if this is off-topic, but I'd just like to take a moment to say I really think I'm beginning to enjoy this sport.

...Jesus! Are you still talking?!........... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Shhhhh.....Did anyone else just hear a whip crack? Yes, it is truly a shame that I must miss this particular event, now if you'll excuse me, I have to go get paid to drink more free beer. P.S. Atlanta? Last time I checked I was in Tallahassee. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

He's already pitched a tent Genius, that's why he wants to use the cabin!! Besides, as of this time next week, your 'manhood' (such as it is) will officially be residing under some dirty Kleenex and fuzzy Life Savers at the bottom of somebody's purse. Slide your big running-away-from-beautiful-oily-wet-half-naked-girls ass over and let the single boys keep on livin'. And on the same note: junkyarpup, how are you going to shoot video on some action that your lovely neglected GF won't let you watch?

Ok, I fixed it for you!

I have had relatively little experience in the area, but to my virgin eyes it seems to happen when you have enough food, drink, toilets and entertainment of some sort to to make it feasible to stay on the dropzone for the entire weekend, people coming from other places to make it different from jumping with your same old loser friends, and an assortment of aircraft to make it more of an event. ....But mainly it's being surrounded by gratuitous nudity and people shamelessly gettin' wrecked.

No Tia Kitty, I don't think that'll quite teach me my lesson. I think we'd better make it a full 7 minutes in the closet. ......with a chaperone. It's the only way I'll ever learn!

Don't you ever listen? Dispensing useless information IS my job. And that's another full FOUR HOURS. Man, I'm beat! I'm going home.

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Oh sh*t! YOU'VE got my jacket?! Great! Now it's going to smell like backstage at a f***in' P-Funk concert! Anybody got any Febreze, or some incense I can burn in my pocket so I don't get arrested? Fine, I'll give you a pair of socks for it. And if that deal doesn't satisfy you keep in mind I know a guy who doesn't like you.

Well, here're all of mine. (They're just hanging up on the wall here at work, I don't see what the big deal is.) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Speaking of which, anyone know a good High School between here and Deland? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Great 2 horrific mental pictures in the same day. 1st one was a big hairy dude doing yoga (thanks Freeflybella) and now Shimmel in the ring (pun intended ) with another guy smothered in KY. Just WTF are they doing at the Farm nowdays??? Blues, Ian ohh gesse... somone post a photo or the vid please. Excuse me, waitress, can we get our f***ing reality check please?! Having been there -as close as possible to the action- I can say that it was more of a human volleyball match in which we basically tossed the girls back and forth to each other. At no time during the match were ANY two men in physical contact with each other. And if you have any doubts, there is PLENTIFUL video coverage of the event, taken from about 11 different angles by 11 different guys who were scared to participate. I think the funniest one is the one taken from the top of the Ogre's melon-like head as he ran off into the woods to get away from those big, mean, wet, slippery girls. Ooohhhh scaaarryyy boooobies!!!