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I think you should lay off the crack. Do people know you do that?

As long as it's not the ass master. That thing doesn't do shit.

I'm afraid to talk to her. She's just so damn cute and sexy and sweet. I have to alter my state of mind just to get near her. This woman is beautiful. Plus, my life partner's a hag of a man and I don't even know why she'd be interested in him. Seriously. It's baffling. Oh if only she'd just come knocking on my door demanding sex. I'd crumble in a quivering pool.

So that's the giant thingy that keeps walking by!

King of the obvious today?

They are open. I want to ride in her truck too. I hear it has good vibration.

Well yes I'm jealous! Not to her face though. It's just too pretty for me to give nasty looks to. I act like everything's fine but then I blow up when my husband gets home. He's done this type of thing before but it was with another guy that time. I'm just afraid he's going to leave me for this sexy couple. I want in! I'm standing at my window now vacuuming in the nude and hoping she sees but I haven't seen her walk by or anything. Any more advice?

Please help. Some skydiving hottie is trying to steal my life partner. We've been together 7 years. He works for her husband and she's constantly walking around in tight clothes and showing off her hot body. Hell, I'd do her but she won't let me touch her. It's making me crazy. I'm sure her and her husband are already having three ways with my man and I'm jealous! I want to be a part of it. Someone, please, can you help? What should I do? Should I just go over there and knock on her door and throw myself at her? Should I take my husband and run away? What?

No, we should start a "would you have sex with _____" thread... I haven't been called a c_nt in a while g you're a cunt I thought I explained to you the propper and acceptable uses of the word CUNT on here. Now you've gone and made a personal attack. You were doing so well keeping under the radar just enough too! Tisk tisk. IBTL!

That depends. If I were to say "artistcalledian is a real cunt" that would be against the rules (ie: a personal attack). However, if I were to talk about my own cunt it would be ok. On the other hand, if I said "artistcalledian's mom should have kept her cunt closed" that might also be against the rules. I'm not really sure about that one though.

i know American's dont really go for the shaved/bald look, they prefer their men to look like poofs with long hair, or perhaps a nice mullet Maybe you don't have any hair because you keep sticking your head up your own ass. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative23.jpg That's MS. Cunt to you.

i know American's dont really go for the shaved/bald look, they prefer their men to look like poofs with long hair, or perhaps a nice mullet Maybe you don't have any hair because you keep sticking your head up your own ass.

Oh my Gozer! Ian's really Slappy in disguise!

tell me about it the midwife slapped my mums arse when i was born She should have just shoved you back up there and told you to stay.

It feels great. Thanks. Wow, you're an ugly fucker.