Bobster

I made about 30 jumps and then got out of the sport for eight years. They told me it would take 2-3 recurrency jumps. After about 1.5 seconds out the door it all came back to me and I started turning points. They cut me loose after that one jump. I'll never forget what the guy sitting next to me in the Otter said."Welcome home brother"!

Wow I guess I was asleep that day in school. I actually crossed the equator where it intersects with the Intl. date line. It gave me a golden shellback status when I was in the military.

I'm probably wrong so forgive me because I went to public school. But I thought there was just a northern and southern hemisphere only, being seperated by the equator, not an east and west hemisphere as well. I'm not a scientist, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!

Sweet! We can hog-tie you...ask Brandy she loved it.
You can jump with "The Blob" since Brandy will probably be too busy to jump with you, like she is with us. Just look for the metro-sexual in a teal jumpsuit.
And it's only perverted if she get's more than two fingers in your ass!

A cop was hidden at the end of a bridge waiting on some good speeders. All of a sudden a red convertible came flying over the bridge doing 30 mph over. The cop pulled him over and asked him what his rush was. The guy replied that he had a patient waiting on him. The cop asked him what he did for a living. He told the cop he was "an anal spreader". So the cop said "what is that"? The guy said "just what it sounds like. I'll lube up and get a finger in then my fist, then start using spreading devices to stretch it out to 4,5, even 6 feet wide. So the cop asks him "what do you do with a six foot asshole"?


The guy replies "you put him at the end of a bridge with a radar gun!"

I tried, but he was always busy looking down at his feet. I thought it was because he was trying to make sure his leg position was correct. Then I found out he was just watching the girls on the LZ to see if they were looking at him.

Hey Mr. Hixxx....put the potato gun down and step away!

Oh I see. Get a hook up and don't invite your Maid-of-Honor. I'm not feeling the love. That's it I'm over you!

Why do you want people to jump with? You know your only going to see them on exit! Pyke back-slides so bad he'll be a half a mile away at break-off. Trust me I know. I've been chasing him through the sky for the last year!

I work for one of the largest call center companies in the U.S. We have offices in India, Phillipines, Jamaica, and Mexico. I'd rather speak to any of them than have to speak to one of the collector's on our call floor downstairs. I need a Ph.D in Jive to understand what the hell they are saying.

For example: "Yo shawty, wut chu got rollin on my bonus dare big balla HOLLA"

What the hell is that?

[Australian accent] CRIKEY, dem boots make me hotter than two rats f*cking in a wool sock![/Australian accent]

$1 dollars massages and the guys know the deal? How much for the happy ending?

Speaking of hybrids....IAN WAKE-UP..is there going to be any big-way hybrid organizing? Will we have any other aircraft to try and break any records?

I used to work in law enforcement, but I wasn't a dick! Keep in mind different states have different law's and procedures. Even some cities have different laws. Alot of smaller cities actually pay for the majority of their budget with speeding ticket fines. And military would be considered easy prey because they don't want to get in trouble so they would pay the fine and make it go away. Research the laws and criminal procedures for Virginia and that city first before you try to make the case.

On a side note please don't tell my new DZ I used to be a cop. At my last DZ they wouldn't talk to me for six months after they found out. They spent most of the time keeping me away from where they kept their weed!

Damn Skimel....maybe you should have Ian give you some swoop coaching tonight at Neighbor's if your going to to enter your first pro-competition. I'm sure he will do it for .

Pimping your sombrero? Thank god. I thought she was going to try to use that glow in the dark dildo on me! And after I told her only two fingers!

B.O.B. huh....I guess the secret is out so now your using code for our relationship. I never had a girl name her toy's after me....cool.

Oh I almost forgot...are my Gatorz in yet Hans?

OMG Frank the Tank got scared...well I guess there is a first for everything. I guess this means you owe beer. So what happened Frank I gotta hear this!

If the winds are high we could do another rain, sleet, snow cross country. I think we can go more than 12 miles this time as long as Frank the Tank doesn't wear weights. I was at full flight the entire time. Maybe we can make it to Cobb County on this one.

Hey Billy, nice avatar. Are you coming to The Farm?

I don't know, but I've heard she has a face and everything. I can't stop saying "momma" and visualizing that I'm breast feeding again.

There you go. Good idea just get object fixation why don't you. Do I need to where Casie's shirt that has the arrow and says "I'm up here".

Yah sometimes my video guy even gets me in frame. Usually just my feet though.

First off how did I get "The Blob" status.
Secondly I can be on the "Richard way" as well.

-Bob Dick