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Bueller? Anyone got a shot? Rounders “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh

The Godzilla quote, I have no idea. The other one is Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, right? “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh

Good job! Here's one... "Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it." “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh

Okay...here's an obscure one: Both men and women want to have sex. It's natural, except we're on different timetables. Women want to have sex, like, y'know, fifteen minutes after us, so alright, if you hold out for twenty she'll be chasing you for five. “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh

Pump Up The Volume “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh

We have a winner! “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh

And one more... "Trent, the beautiful babies don't work the midnight to six shift on a Wednesday. This is like the skank shift. " “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh

Another classic... But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen! “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh

Anybody know these two? "That's what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age." And here's a long one: "So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. " “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh

Of course. Just because a B movie becomes a classic doesn't mean it still isn't a B movie. A case in point would be Clerks. Great movie, definitely a cult classic, still a B movie. “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh

After lurking for a while on these boards, I've come up with the shortest book of all time: "Effective Time Management: How To Stay Productive In The Workplace" by the Dropzone.com forum members “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh

I've got one... "Army Of Darkness", with my favorite B actor of all time - Bruce Campbell “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh

"Subtle Acting" by William Shatner "Electrolysis for Better Living" by Robin Williams Baghdad Bob's Guide to Media Credibility "Soaring With The Eagles: A Guide To Flight Instruction" by JFK Jr. Male Asian Pornstars - The Complete Listing “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh

Scott Lutz's Guide To Effective AFF Instruction “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh

More... "Pure Class - Guide to Fine Dining, Manners, Art, and Literature" by Anna Nicole Smith "How to Fight Like a Man" by Oscar de la Hoya "Pleasing Your Man" by Rosie O'Donnell "Keeping the Band Together" by Yoko Ono Trent Lott's Guide to Embracing Diversity "Effective Communication" by Ozzy Osbourne Christopher Reeve’s Guide to Mastering Dance Dance Revolution or "The Definitive Guide to Perfect Breakdancing" by Christopher Reeve "The Winner Within" by the Chicago Cubs "Crack Aficionado" “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh

"B-Ballin' and Shot Callin" by Gary Coleman “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh

I've compiled a list of the shortest books ever written that I would like to see. Everyone feel free to add, as I'm sure there are many more out there. Just no stupid ones, although I probably have a few myself. And lets try not to do anything political. For instance, anything mocking Bill Clinton or George Bush can easily go both ways, so try not to make this a idiotic partisan thread. "Things I Wouldn't Do for Money" by Dennis Rodman "Human Rights Advances in China" "My Plan To Find The Real Killers" by OJ Simpson "Career Opportunities for Women's Studies Majors" "A Mature Day in My Life" by Latrell Sprewell "Detroit - A Travel Guide" "George Foreman's Big Book of Baby Names" "A Marxist's Guide To Running a Successful Economy" "How to Have A Happy Home Life And Marriage" by Joey Buttafucco "A Hiker's Guide To The Ho Chi Minh Trail" "Asian Compendium Of English Pronunciation" "The Nation of Islam Guide To Pork Dishes" "Rapper's Guide To Class and Etiquette" "Safe Driving, the Pakistani Way" "Attractive Trekkies (A Pictorial)" "One Hundred Years of Great British Food" "Mike Tyson’s Guide to Modern Feminism with a special section: On Dating Etiquette" "My Life On The Wagon, by Ted Kennedy" "Great Moments In Scab Football" "Stories of French Bravery" "Supermodels of Wisconsin (A Pictorial)" "The Women of IT (A Pictorial)" "Business Management and Stockholder Satisfaction" by Kenneth Lay. "Fortifying Your Country" by Andre Maginot. "The Big Book of Amish Porn" "Success: The Pauly Shore Biography" "After Seinfeld: The supporting actor's guide to a successful spin-off" "Masculinity and Manhood" by Carson Daly with foreword by David Beckham "The DARE Handbook" by Rush Limbaugh “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh

Why Yes it would be. It is ridiculous to let such a young individual get so obese! Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!! He's probably just following the example his fatty parents have set. Fat parents typically have fat kids. “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh