TXBLKBEAR

Hey all,

Need Advice!
I'm looking to order a FF&RW suit, Both custom made in Black/White & Grey Camouflage (BDU type). Anyone know who can do this for me?

Thanks.

WOW!

Hey MochaSkyChick,

Thanks for the welcome
I fell out of my chair when I saw your pic. Too Funny!!! I also saw the other one of you lookin stylish. You have come a long way. You look great

Did you read the whole thing? I have created a monster. Ask one little Question out of curiosity and WOW!!!

It's cool though, I like reading the drama.

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Yea, I trained a few ring Knockers as a PLT SGT. Talking about Hotel in Your Alpha! These guys were all mixed up.

How many guys in your program jump with you?
been Stationed in Panama, Korea, and Saudi. Also did my duty as a Recruiter in L.A. (sucked ass).

Italy is hard to get, so if you get a chance, go for it.

If you want to deploy a lot, go the the 25th. (loved it) Nothing like it, should be your first choice.

When I get a chance to go that way I'll stop by to see you and we can jump together LT.

Blue Skies

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Happy Turkey Day everyone. Even if your not in the US of A.

I'm thankful for my health, family, friends and the sport of the Gods! SKYDIVING!!!!!!!!

F**K turning the other cheek.

Catch em' & hold em' on the ground while we kick em' in the Nuts til they cough em' up!

When in doubt, beat the shit outta everybody til' some assface tells who did it!

10.5 Years Active 11 Bush light fighter. 25th ID Schofield Bks Hawaii.
Exit AD Rank SFC/E-7

6 Years and counting Army National Guard.
49th AD 3/144 Inf Bradley
Just Completed 1 more year active duty.
Called up for War, Got back 1 Aug 03
Current rank, 1SG(P) C 3/144 INF Bradley

Nothing wrong with being a Cadet, We all start somewhere. At least your not a ring knocker.

If your not going to be an Infantry officer, Go Aviation, You'll be glad you did in the long run.

MI is ok if you want to be a spook someday.
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Way Cool Thanks

You could try that, but i have never seen it work yet.

If you thought the gimp game was a fun waste of time...... Prepare to never be bored again.

Go to STICKDEATH.COM

Have fun.... see you in a few days.

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I can not believe you would put such a sick game out there for us to see! What kind of sick person are you???? You had better never in your life or as long as you live....... Beat me to something that funny again
Try STICKDEATH.COM

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Punch em in the head

length or width?

Too COOL!!!

Hey Airborne,

Where is your duty station, MOS and all that. What type of unit are you in?

I bet your SGT had you beating your boots all day long!
Sport jumping is nothing like the military, I'm sure you could show your black Hats a thing or two.

Congratulations - YOU ARE.... AIRBORNE!!

Airborne all the way!!

Yea man, your Icon is the best

Class 13-88 1st Bn 507th Parachute Infantry Benning.

Graduated 21 January 1988.

I am a trooper of the sky! I am my Nation's best! In peace and war I never fail. Anywhere. anytime. in anything-I am AIRBORNE!

I KNOW YOU KNOW THE ANSWER!

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Thanks Bro'

I looked at your web page, what you guys are doing is great!! Keep it up. If your ever in Dallas area let me know and I'll lay out the Red carpet.


Blue Skies.

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Here it Goes. May not be what you expected but it's the plain truth.

When a person gets stopped for speeding it is a significant event in their life. This is true for a couple of reasons. First of all unless you get pulled over two or three times a week its a surprise. No, not because you weren't speeding, but because you got caught. (Never mind the others that were speeding around you,YOU got it this time). Second- I don't care where you live, Tickets an not cheap!

To a Trooper this is an everyday thing. Day in Day out for the most part. So if a Trooper pulls over an average of 25 customers a day, that comes out to 125 a week, 500 a month, 6,000 a year. If this Trooper is not totally new that means in the last three years he has pulled over 18,000 Speeders just like you. Soooooo......
What makes you think we haven't heard the great story you just thought up at least a thousand times.
Thats why a lot of the so called good ones don't fly.

One of my all time favorites is - "I gotta go to the bathroom really bad"

Thats when I say "but sir you just passed 3 exit ramps"? So I check out the story by slowly writing the ticket. If they pee, they get a warning.

"My (fill in the blank) is in the hospital and I have to get there now" Thats when I ask what hospital and whats their full name so I can call and get a status report for you over the radio. "don't Know what hospital sir, I'm just trying to get there fast"
Two tickets!!!

I could go on forever but I'll stop.

I said all that to say. Tell us what we hardly ever hear!! THE TRUTH! "Sir my wife was talking to me and I was in a hurry to get her out of the car" Or "yes Sir I was speeding, going about 90 I think, I just have a heavy foot, sorry about that, Sir"

We are all human too and understand. What we don't understand or like is when we are lied too.
Now I wont be angry on the outside when you lie, but you just turned your possible warning into a definite Ticket.
Rules to make me happy when your stopped.

1. Pull alllll the way over. Off the shoulder, at least Half or your vehicle should be in the grass. This gives me room to make contact without getting run down.
2. When ever possible, pull over to the RT-shoulder of the roadway. I would rather see you put your RT blinker on and negotiate traffic to get to the right side than get run down trying to talk to you by the fast lane.
3. Turn off the music, get off the cell phone and roll all your windows down. Officer safety, lets me know you care4. Turn off the car. I'm standing outside with traffic in my ear. I can hardly hear you as it is.
5. Keep your hands visible. both at 12 high on the steering wheel. Don't be looking for wallet or insurance. I don't know you! you might be reaching for a gun or hiding that Blunt! Officer safety makes us happy. I'm happy I might make you happy.
6. At night, turn on all the dome lights in the vehicle, I want to see what's going on. Happy.7. Never start your contact with me like, What did I do? Or can I help you officer. Or Why did you stop me. The officer will tell you all in good time. If you start on the defensive you put me on the defensive, We usually win. One way or another.
8. Don't smart off. It will only make things worse for you. Even after you get a ticket. We do go to court with the same judge once a month every month for years. Enough said.

It's not 100% because if one of your fellow customers has come along before you and pissed in my coffee, I may be pissed for the whole day.

But if you put all of those things together they will most times tip the scale for you.

Blue Skies.

O.k.

I know this isn't exactly Skydiving but I can post the best way to get out of a ticket from a Troopers standpoint. It's not 100% but it's from out point of view. Maybe this is not the correct forum to put this. Post reply ya'll and let me know.

I call my customers, Customers because without them I wouldn't have a job.

Productivity is way down at work! But who cares

My Boss called me in the office to tell me that On the one day of the year I have to hit the streets, I didn't do worth a crrrrap.

See I'm a State Trooper. I really only work Traffic enforcement once or twice a year because I'm an investigator now. But on special "work" days they put us all out to show maximum enforcement.

On that day (last week) I didn't have very many customers. I was thinking about how beautiful the sky was and wanted to be at the DZ.

I drove really fast and stuck my head out the window, but it wasn't the same.

I stopped customers for Speeding, but gave them all warnings. I ended my contacts with "Blue Skies" (It's usually "have a safe day"). They didn't care, they were so happy not to get a ticket.

My boss thought it was strange when I ended the day with 28 warnings for speed and no citations though.

After he finished chewing my ass and told me I could leave, I smiled and said "Blue Skies Sir"! As I left the office I could see the puzzled look on his face. He Has no Idea I SkyDive. he's a Wanker.
Man, am I hooked or what.
Oh, Here he comes... Everybody look up and whistle.. Bye!

Hi and Welcome.

I was told to wait until your about twice your height off the ground then start your flare. Make sure you flare (brake) deep (all the way down) and smooth. I'm no expert but that worked for me.
Blue Skies and good luck with the weather

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Welcome!!!
I know how you feel, I have my license but I'm new also 40+ jumps I can't work either. I work outside and find myself looking at the sky all day and wondering what the wind speed is. No wonder people sell all their stuff and move to the DZ. Let us know when you graduate we will all have a drink

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MAN THATS A GREAT PIC


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MAN! IF I KNEW THIS POST WAS GOING TO CAUSE SO MUCH CRAP I WOULD HAVE NEVER ASKED! I WAS JUST CURIOUS, NOTHING MORE NOTHING LESS.

AS FOR THE "AFRICAN AMERICAN" THING, TERMS HAVE CHANGED WITH THE TIMES. I'M NOT OLD BUT I'M NOT NEW EITHER I'M 37 YEARS YOUNG AND HAVE BEEN ALL MANY PLACES (ACTIVE MILITARY OVER 10 YEARS). I FIND THAT IT DEPENDS ON WHAT PART OF THE WORLD OR COUNTRY YOU LIVE IN AS TO WHAT PEOPLE BELIEVE IS ACCEPTABLE TO BE CALLED. IT'S ALL A MATTER OF PREFERENCE. ME? READ MY POST CONTENT AND YOU WILL SEE THAT I USED "AFRICAN AMERICAN" AND "BLACK". HELL I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU CALL ME, JUST CALL ME. I BELIEVE THAT EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO THEIR OWN OPINION (NO MATTER HOW STUPID I THINK IT IS) SO IF SOME OF YOU WANT TO MAKE THIS A NEGATIVE RACE THING THEN HAVE AT IT, BUT THAT IS NOT WHAT THE POST WAS MENT TO BE ABOUT. I WILL NOT WAST MY TIME OR YOURS COMMENTING ON SOME OF THE CRAP A COUPLE OF PEOPLE HAVE WRITTEN. PEACE, LOVE AND BLUE SKIES!!!

Everyone has an opinion, Thank you for sharing yours.