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    And Bush admitted he couldn't have passed a drug test at certain times of his life. So?



    Comparing someone who took drugs when he was younger to a man that betrayed his country and committed treason?

    Wow...just...wow.



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  4. It's good that the uneducated Americans that saw M. Moron's propaganda piece of shit film see that it's not factual.

    The scary part is there are some that saw M. Moron's film and believed it line for line. That scares the hell out of me.



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    Yet others can make derogatory comments about two whole nations



    I never insulted you. I insulted Canada. Just like people insult Liberals and Conservatives. I recall a mod saying once that attacking a group is ok...just not the poster.

    Don't be so sensitive. It's just a forum.



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    And you don't think Fox has some sort of "october surprise" lined up?



    All I hear from the libs is, "Fox is biased, blah blah blah..."

    The funny thing is liberals have nothing to back it up with. I haven't seen anything yet that shows FOX as a biased network. However, we have seen tons of evidence out of CBS.

    Liberals are pissed because FOX is the only news source who is completely unbiased. It kills them there's one network who doesn't follow suit in the biased network arena.

    When a scandal hits FOX like it did CBS then you have a leg to stand on. Until then it's just liberal hot air.



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  9. I heard that today on talk radio. Extremely sad. CBS is the biggest excuse for a news source I have ever seen. At least you know what to expect when you tune in to them. It's like the Al Franken Factor but with Dan Rather.



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    Joking dude......really.....



    Why joke? I've been to Canada on many occasions and they are hands down some of the stupidest mother-fuckers you will ever meet. I didn't think anyone could touch New Zealand in that category until I went to the 51st state. Definitely no grain in the silo up there.



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  11. ROFLMAO

    There are now billboards on I-4 blaming the hurricanes on Bush. They read, "Global warming equals worse hurricanes. George Bush just doesn't get it."

    This campaign is co-sponsored by the Scientists and Engineers for Change and Environment2004. The NAACP National Voter Fund also has their filthy hand in this hysterical smear attempt.

    A spokesperson for the billboard campaign said, "Because President George W. Bush has ignored the threat of global warming, Floridians can expect to be hit by increasingly destructive hurricanes."

    Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Have we officially hit rock-fucking-bottom with these last-minute attempts of a hail mary pass by the liberals?

    Fucking funny.



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  13. Liberal logic states that it's possible for 380 tons of explosives (RDX and HMX) to up and dissapear but not possible for...oh let's say for hypothetical purposes...100 liters of anthrax or some other WMD to go missing from the country.

    I'm trying real hard to follow that mind-set but keep coming up short.



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  16. 1. Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
    2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
    3. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
    4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
    5. Avoid clichés like the plague. (They're old hat.)
    6. Also, always avoid annoying alliteration.
    7. Be more or less specific.
    8. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.
    9. Also too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies.
    10. No sentence fragments.
    11. Contractions aren't necessary and shouldn't be used.
    12. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
    13. Do not be redundant; do not use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.
    14. One should NEVER generalize.
    15. Comparisons are as bad as clichés.
    16. Don't use no double negatives.
    17. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
    18. One-word sentences? Eliminate.
    19. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
    20. The passive voice is to be ignored.
    21. Eliminate commas, that are, not necessary. Parenthetical words however should be enclosed in commas.
    22. Never use a big word when a diminutive one would suffice.
    23. DO NOT use exclamation points and all caps to emphasize!!!
    24. Use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them.
    25. Understatement is always the absolute best way to put forth earth-shaking ideas.
    26. Use the apostrophe in it's proper place and omit it when its not needed.
    27. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
    28. If you've heard it once, you've heard it a thousand times: Resist hyperbole; not one writer in a million can use it correctly.
    29. Puns are for children, not groan readers.
    30. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
    31. Even IF a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
    32. Who needs rhetorical questions?
    33. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
    34. The passive voice should never be used.
    36. Do not put statements in the negative form.
    37. Verbs have to agree with their subjects.
    38. A writer must not shift your point of view.
    39. Place pronouns as close as possible, especially in long sentences of 10 or more words, to their antecedents.
    40. Writing carefully, dangling participles must be avoided.
    41. If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.
    42. Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixing metaphors.
    43. Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.
    44. Everyone should be careful to use a singular pronoun with singular nouns in their writing.
    45. Always pick on the correct idiom.
    46. The adverb always follows the verb.
    47. Be careful to use the rite homonym.

    And Finally...

    47. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.



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  17. Mary had a little lamb
    Her father shot it dead.
    Now it goes to school with her,
    between two hunks of bread.

    Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
    her clothes all tattered and torn.
    It wasn't the spider that crept beside her,
    But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

    Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
    Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
    What have you got there?
    Said the Pieman unto Simon,
    Pies, you dickhead.

    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
    All the kings horses and all the kings men,
    said "Fuck him, He's only an egg."

    Mary had a little lamb
    It ran into a pylon.
    10,000 volts went up it's ass
    and turned it's wool to nylon.

    Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
    Kissed the girls and made them cry.
    When the boys came out to play,
    He kissed them too, cause he was gay.



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  18. A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

    Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

    He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.

    For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels."

    The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. However one o'clock came and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her.

    "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.

    Trembling, he did as she directed.

    "Now take off my boots."

    He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

    "Now take off my socks."

    He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots...

    "Now take off my skirt."

    He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

    "Now take off my bra."

    Again with trembling hands he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

    Now," she said, "take off my panties."

    By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off.

    Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, I'll fire you on the spot."



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  23. With the firing of Ron Zook today the Gators are looking for a replacement.

    The logical assumption would be Spurrier. Sources say Foley and the ball coach have been talking today. No details were released.

    Rumors are also flying around that Spurrier is being courted by the Dolphins. It's no secret that Wanstadt is toast at the end of the year.



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  25. Here are some movies coming out that have announced the cast. Some you already heard of...others you probably haven't.

    Superman Returns

    - Brandon Routh as Clark Kent.

    Dukes of Hazard

    - Johnny Knoxville as Luke Duke
    - Sean William Scott as Bo Duke
    - Burt Reynolds as Boss Hog
    - Willie Nelson as Uncle Jesse
    - Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke

    And the one I can't wait for...one of my all-time fav tv shows ever.....

    Miami Vice

    Collin Ferrel as Sonny Crocket
    Jamie Fox as Ricardo Tubbs

    Also, the Transformers is going to be a movie again. This one will be live-action. That will rock.



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