jjiimmyyt

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  1. Holy fuck, you consistently change your appearance at will, why dont you love America? Its because of fucks like you we all have to be patted down by the TSA. Ban beards now!!! As a Brit I will be petitioning the Queen tomorrow. You are sooo un-american.... "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
  2. Well you do have a beard Beards encourage terrorism, somewhere to hide dont cha know! "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
  3. After that response I'd say go for it, keep the video so you can show the kids and keep it on the low down. Good luck
  4. Not speculating on his skill or experience, just the need for video on this hypothetical jump. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
  5. If video getting out is an issue the answer is obvious. Unless you are looking to make money off the jump, go do it. If you have to video, jump it, then you can show your mates who you trust (no copies tho) how cool you are. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
  6. Manscaping "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
  7. I just cant understand how a global company can have such bad service. I know the Indian call centers get such a bad rep but the guys/girls there have done as much as they can. The Canon Indian guys/girls have been cool. Just the cunts in the UK who need a slap UK Canon will be getting a mouth full in the morning. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
  8. In Europe anyway. Need to vent! They have been pissing me about on the phone and by email for the good part of a week now over something which should have been fixed within 3BD, refusing to elevate the call unless I tried steps I had already tried before calling them and did anyway to try and get some movement. The UK office don't give a shit and the 3rd party Indian team aren't allowed to do more than they have. When I reply to emails they have sent they bounce them back and tell me to use a web submit which generates a new case number. As I am doing this for a client I doubt I'll be able to recoup all my time spent. Absolute bastards, reliable products, shitty service. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
  9. Sir, you impune my honor! I have seen that fuckin flick more fuckin times than you fuckin have fired a fuckin round. Fucking schwiss, even my Dad says you are a cunt, but funny with it
  10. what the fuck is jjejo you random tyyping drunkard "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
  11. Holy crap Chris, you know Sarah Phillips as well? We lost contact after she left (old) Jersey about 12 years old when the family left for colder climes. If you have her contact details please ask her to get in touch with me here, she was super cool, "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
  12. Where'd you get the beauty scar, tough guy? Eatin' pussy? "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
  13. You wanna waste my time? Okay. I call my lawyer. He's the best lawyer in Miami. He's such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm. And wave to Sarah P whilst you're at it baby "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
  14. Drivers were Ok so stripped it down and I've fucked the connection to the jack, bit too 'relaxed' to get the soldering iron out so thats another job for tomorrow after work. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
  15. I swear every time I see my nephew after he has been to a kids party (he seems to have one every weekend) I get ill. Usually its just the sniffles but every couple of months 6 to 8 hours after I hear "Baba ukle ames" I start pebbledashing the furniture in the smallest room. Not only that but he is now at the height where he seems determined to ensure that he has no cousins. But apart from all that I never thought I'd care so much about another human being, even if he gives me colds, the shits and hits me in the nuts. Wtf? "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
  16. quit yer moaning I just installed skype so DD'ing becomes cheaper for us both Now if I can just get my fucking mic to work, hard to believe I'm an computer tech "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
  17. Damn... how much does it cost to call overseas? God knows but I just spent half an hour onthe phone with him. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
  18. Just finished speaking to you, great chat, both pissed, what a laugh! "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
  19. I've had a couple of glasses so pleasebear with me... I menat to mean that there are infinte Universe "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
  20. I have a vey basic/amatuer understanding of the the meaning of infinte Universes that in which anything and everything has and will happen. It kind of makes sense to me but can anyone here explain it in words that a layman like me can understand and pass on to others. It also make me think about the missing matter question. Any ideas? "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
  21. Cool as ice! I truly believe unless we spend more effort getting off this planet and onto others humanity has no long term future in this universe. With efforts like yours and others we have a chance.
  22. You are supposed to stare at the artwork like you would at a painting in a major museum .... You see dead leaves? I see neoclassic depiction of ornate protein delivery systems. cant be arsed to work it out (on second bottle) but should it not be protein recovery system? I'm with Chris RocK on this one... "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
  23. Fuck Warren and Zevon fuck them in their stupid asses! Yes, I sunk that low, not proud "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
  24. Thats why I like the procedure at my DZ. Each person not qualified to JM has a check signed by someone qualified to JM, the actual JM signs for the load. Instructors have to sign for their students and themselves. The up jumpers sort themselves out for the nessacery checks and sigs. Adds about a minute to boarding at worst. Well worth it. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave