LostOne

Sometimes, I am a dog. I can be anything you want me to. ----------------------------------------------- Bum's the word!

I don't like your avatar. It sucks. *ka-ching* ----------------------------------------------- Bum's the word!

And, if you close your eyes, you can imagine it to be whatever..... ----------------------------------------------- Bum's the word!

1. Interest shown. 2. Hell, I'll be your roomie anytime. Can I pay my rent "in kind"? ----------------------------------------------- Bum's the word!

Whatever. I still think you're hot. ----------------------------------------------- Bum's the word!

Why? Was it revolting? Oh. OK. (I see this was edited on). So it was arrested on suspicion? When will charges be brought? And who has the itchy button-finger ? ----------------------------------------------- Bum's the word!

Did this happen? When can we expect the results?

Where did my poll go? Someone care to explain? ----------------------------------------------- Bum's the word!

Dear Peppermint, I am unfamiliar with this tragic liasion, the termination of which you here recount. You appear to be a very attractive girl, of an age where grave matters you hint at should be far from your mind, and you should be free to flit lightly from flower to flower like the proverbial butterfly. Should you require any assistance with the "flitting" part, please contact me for a practical demonstration. In any event, please share with me some of the strong halucinogenic substance of which you are obviously partaking

Interesting. A moderator's perspective. Well, it would be safe where I work (in fact, the MD sent that one around himself). But consider. Reflect. Would it be Work Safe if you were say, a monastery? Methinks not. And by the way, what does one have to do to earn a "monkey name"? Commit an act of bestiality, photograph it and post the pics here? Would that be Not Work Safe ? ----------------------------------------------- Bum's the word!

Dear Ann, Please rush my order for one dozen "Texas Women" as per your attached specification. I trust that a standard wire transfer of the required funds will be adequate. Also please notify me if you are aware of these goods being classified as Hazardous, Dangerous or Forbidden. With thanks. ----------------------------------------------- Bum's the word!

For the sake of simplification, I have made a little chart. I have heard that there is a treatment available to cure this, it involves electric shocks applied to the gonads while looking at the fetish object, which will be a sheep in this case. ----------------------------------------------- Bum's the word!

It appears to be a man staring at a blob of whipped cream on the lawn in front of him. Sad. Mmmm. The girl in the picture. Whipped cream.... The lawn..... ----------------------------------------------- Bum's the word!

It's a well known fact that he's rejected me for sheep. *** Oh deary, deary me. One can only assume that you are kidding. When I see a picture like this, it makes me want to compose poetry in praise of the female form. I feel like I want to be a lesbian, so that I, too can experience the sapphic pleasures that is oft' promised covertly, yet remains forbidden to man. It represents the fountain of life, the very reason for existence. To compare it with common farmyard animals, nay, even to mention it in the same sentence, let alone express a predilection for "sheepus domesticans". I silently shudder. ----------------------------------------------- Bum's the word!

Mister Big Chief, Sir. Respectfully, expressing a preference for sheep over the above depicted "Sunshine", should be punishable by de-nadgering at the hands of a carefully fluffed gorilla. ----------------------------------------------- Bum's the word!

*kzzkksszzkzzkt* ... by her own admission, to the utmost disappointment of over 10 000 dropzone.com users, SunnyDee reveals that she does not, in fact, have a "butt like that"..... *kzzkksszzkzzkt*

Every body needs a little.... ----------------------------------------------- Bum's the word!