splittail1

whatcha tryin to do is SQL?

Gork... DANCED!?!? wow. bummed I missed that one.

Can't say cause you know... everything that happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. How you doin' seb?

Hey... There were a couple of Bay Area jumpers visiting me in Vegas this weekend... but no lizzie

This doesn't have something to do with the fact that you're going downhill, does it?

Okay... i REALLY was writing my reply when you answered.

I rethought it - I change my answer - I think it 85%

You could also have 40 pennies, 8 nickels and 2 dimes - which would give you an 80% chance. If you have equal chance of having either combo, would that be 0.72??? I'm having trouble remembering my probability right now.

recreate the scene in your own house...buy a bunch of peanuts and throw em on the floor and then sit down with a cold beer...oh and throw some johnny cash in the CD player Its just not the same without those weird noises coming out of that lobster. hey, Meggabootty is supposed to stop here on her way out - I'll make her go do tequila shots with me then.

Sniff sniff... I wanna go to the Nut House tonight.

That reminds me, are you going sailing again this year for the fourth?

what a jackass!!! I second that. What state did he move to? Maybe we can track down that remote..... Thanks. I actually got another jumper to give me his new number and harassed him till he sent it back. In the end, that's all I really cared about. I mean the gull, taking my precious remote! So girls... apparently Gork needs some help. Plus, he's had that nordstroms gift certificate for-ever. Actually, I think he's been accruing gift certificates for some time now. So Please, take him shopping. PS Get him a new jacket and some sweaters. we're always having to remind him to bring his sweater. SSSHHHhhhhh Gork, I'm not mothering. Oh, and get that boy some underwear!

My boy is very good. The house is coming along. I am now the proud owner of dirt, cement, lots of wood boards that make the shape of a house, and a fireplace. Hopefully, I will be the owner of a big hole in the ground soon too. hey, that reminds... I gotta pick up pictures today. right - sneakers. I'm hungry!

ah no - remember - he stood me up on a date, fled the state, and stole the remote to my pc 5.

Well if you're wearing jeans to work, just find a pair of respectable, basic snickers. Nothing flashy, go for a darker color. Wearing jeans though, just wear white socks.

yep. Ahh I miss Cali today and hanging out at Rudy's. years later, I was dating some guy and gork tried to use that as a selling point on my behalf like - yeah,she took me big boy shopping once.

Hey Gork, Do you need somebody to take ya big boy shopping again?

the rule I know is never where white socks with buisness/ bus casual outfits. I know a lot of guys that where whits socks under black socks cause apparently black socks make yer feet smelly.

HIM HIM F*CK HIM! Happy Birthday Seb!

I've had just about every sleep related problems at some point or another. After about a year of insomnia, they put me through a 20 hour sleep study. They couldn't find anything. It stopped. I hope it doesn't come back again that bad. I've woken up twice in sleep paralysis. Both times I had a horrible sense of doom or that something/someone was in the room and I tried to scream but I couldn't. I've also slept walked, talked and done some pretty weird stuff in my sleep. From the sleep research I've done, I've heard that when you're in REM sleep, your body paralyses. Its only in REM sleep that this happens, apparently you do this to keep from hurting yourself. REM sleep is stage 5, which is right on the surface of being awake, so it makes sense that one could come out of it and still be paralyzed. But when you sleep walk, talk, etc - that all occurs in stage 4 of sleep, which is the deepest level of sleep - no dreaming or anything that relates to why you are doing it. Have you talked to your doctor about this?

You mean like you might ask him to play the role of a red back spider and somersault into your mouth? Hhhmmm... good idea. that sounds like fun!

Men, yes. Women, no. (sorry guys). It dispels some myths about sexual interaction and gender roles. Like it makes the point that female species are very permiscous and by female species having sex with several males actually strengthens her offspring - to the betterment of the species. It compares the male human genitalia to other creatures and basicially says our men's gentalia are boring and provides little to brag about, except girth. - more reason as to why he confiscated it.

Mock God?!?!? Uh... no. I'm agnostic - so since I really don't know, I try not to tempt the fates (oh wait, those are some of the Ancient Greek Gods). No, I mock the people who use the bible as 'THE WORD' I know the bible was supposedly written by God through man. But the fact isn't disbuted, the bible was written by MAN thousand of years ago and then edited by other men overtime. Don't you think, there could be, just a slight chance, that their biases could be in there? Anyhow, doesn't the bible say 'though shalt not judge'? - condemning me a misfit seems a little judgemental? What exactly is a misfit?

Lots of other male insects leave themselves inside the female - they do it to promote their gene line. If only their sperm makes it to the eggs, then their genes have a better chance of being carried on. Bees do this. There's a book called Dr. Tatiana's Sex Advice to all Creation (I think that's the right name). It's hilarious - its about all the crazy things other creatures do in there sex lives and how it relates to humans (apparenly, we're pretty boring). But my boyfriend confiscated it cause he thought I might be getting bad ideas - he opened the book to the section on females killing their mates.

After reading some of what you have said, I feel I have to post my favorite forward cause it uses sarcasm to point out how ridiculous it sounds to use the bible to argue against homosexuality. ... Background: Laura Schlessinger is a US radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that as an observant orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned in any circumstance. Dear Dr. Laura: Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to follow them. a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them? b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her? c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev.15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense. d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians? e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself? f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? g) Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here? h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27. How should they die? i) I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean. May I still play football if I wear gloves? j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev.24:10-16) Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14) I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging. Your devoted disciple and adoring fan ...