CHILDREN OF THE CORN! Funny story: A fellow skydiver had a cutaway and another teammate followed the main down. He had to go into the cornfield to find it. Naturally it fell all the way to the ground so he couldn't just look for the bright colors on top of the corn. When he came back, I simply said "They want you to Malacai" He freaked out and said that that is what he thought about the whole time looking for the main.