Phil 0 #1 January 16, 2002 Just found a old add (see attachment) and I was wondering, if there was a relation between skydiving / Beer / SEX. Well after hours, days, weeks (you get the point) of studies on the DZ and of course in this forum I have come to the conclusion that all ugly skydivers need to drink beer to get laid while the good looking ones need to drink so that the ugly ones start to look good.I'm open for suggestions. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RemiAndKaren 0 #2 January 16, 2002 Thats why I got Karen drunk when we met!RemiMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E150 0 #3 January 16, 2002 Humm, I know beer can do strange things. I guess there is some truth in that. I'd say it applied to everyone, not just skydivers.Hey, we have our AGM on Sat night, lets see if your theory is correct. (I can't efford to drink). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phil 0 #4 January 16, 2002 Thats why I got Karen drunk when we met!and - do you have to keep the drunk level high enough so that she will stay? blue onesPhil Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RemiAndKaren 0 #5 January 16, 2002 -------do you have to keep the drunk level high enough so that she will stay-----------no, I''m just relying on my animal magnetism (and a got set of chains).. RemiMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phil 0 #6 January 16, 2002 no, I''m just relying on my animal magnetism (and a got set of chains).. yeah good lad, just make sure, that the chain is not to long, they can get nasty if you let them to much room. It should reach from the bedroom to the kitchen. An other thing is cutting of the toes so that she can stand closer to the kitchen sink. c u Phil Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RemiAndKaren 0 #7 January 16, 2002 QuoteAn other thing is cutting of the toes so that she can stand closer to the kitchen sink6 inch stilettos have the same effect, without the unecessary bloodshed!(I'm gonna get SOOO busted if she reads this!! lol)RemiMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flow 1 #8 January 16, 2002 Quotethat all ugly skydivers need to drink beer to get laid while the good looking ones need to drink so that the ugly ones start to look good.Like that was somekind of an secret?Hell, there must lots of ugly ones at my DZ coz I drink so much beer every time I'm in there. :)j. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phil 0 #9 January 16, 2002 I'm gonna get SOOO busted if she reads this!! lol)_____________________________________________just get her a drink or two before you let her get to the computer. Did you mean the 6 inch stilettos boots that go over the knee? Yeah they're ok together with the leather outfit and the whip. I see where you're coming from.I'll be looking for some postings from you later on to see what your state of health is.c u Phil Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RemiAndKaren 0 #10 January 16, 2002 no comment.... RemiMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
