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Reasons why liberals don't want to attack Iraq:
10. George W. Bush is for it. Duh.
9. Might lower oil prices in the long run.
8. Palestinians are against it.
7. Israelis are for it.
6. French will no longer like us.
5. "Arab Street" will rise up in anger. This time we're
not kidding.
4. Might cost democrats control of the Senate.
3. Islamic terrorists might hijack planes and fly them
into... never mind.
2. Don't want to watch Iraqi people cheering American soldiers in Baghdad.
1. Abused as children and saddam is sort of a father figure.

Saw this in the paper and thought it was amusing.

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