Woman : A Chemical Analysis

[TheBile 0]

Hazardous Materials Information Bulletin
Material Safety Data
Woman : A Chemical Analysis.
Element : Woman
Symbol : Wo
Discoverer : Adam
Atomic Mass : Accepted as 53.6kg, may vary from 40-200kg
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.
Physical Properties

• Surface usually covered with painted film.
• Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason.
• Melts if given special treatment
• Bitter if incorrectly used
• Found in various states, ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
• Yields to pressure applied at correct points.

Chemical Properties

• Has a great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones.
• Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
• May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
• Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly enhanced by saturation in alcohol
• Most powerful money reducing agent known to man

Common Uses

• Highly ornamental, especially in sports car
• Can be a great aid in relaxation
• Very effective cleaning agent.

Tests

• Pure specimen turns rosey pink when discovered in natural state.
• Turns green when paired beside a better specimen

Potential Hazards

• Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
• Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.

Gerb

I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

[Meathorse 0]

hehe, that's pretty good

"Very effective cleaning agent."

[Kennedy 0]

Thanks Bile!

I saw that on a blak and yellow warning/hazmat label a few years ago but could never find it again.

THAT'S giong up in the hangar.

witty subliminal message
Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards.
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[moodyskydiver 0]

LMAO!!!

"...just an earthbound misfit, I."