TheBile 0 #1 October 24, 2002 If a man stands in the middle of a forest, speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him - is he still wrong ? If a mute person swears in sign language, does their mother wash their hands with soap ? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, could it be considered a hostage situation ? Is there another word for 'synonym' ? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice' ? When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be removed ? Where do forest rangers go to 'get away from it all' ? What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant ?If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages ? What would a fly without wings be called ? Why on earth do they lock toilets at petrol stations ? Are they afraid someone will clean them ? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked ? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains Can vegetarians eat animal crackers ? If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent ? How do they get the deer to cross at the road sign ? Why do they sterilise needles for lethal injections ? Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets ? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny ? What was the best thing before sliced bread ?Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 October 24, 2002 QuoteWhat was the best thing before sliced bread Lets see, sliced bread became widely available in 1933, so...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dterrick 0 #3 October 24, 2002 ...how would you know that Dave? ...and why do they call them Buildings when they're already built? other Dave Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend (Lennon/McCartney) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 October 24, 2002 Quote...how would you know that Dave? I tend to be a wealth of useless trivia knowledge, well that and movie quotes. Too bad there isn't a class for that, I might have actually gotten an A, unlike this semester...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #5 October 24, 2002 Speaking of mimes. Why is it I find nothing funny about a mime and nothing funny about death.....yet I find the thought of beating a mime to death mildly hysterical? Why do light switches have off and on written on them? If the light is on, I can see the light. If its off its too dark to read the switch anyway. JJJJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quatorze 1 #6 October 24, 2002 Quote # What would a fly without wings be called ? a walk? I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
