Enrique 0 #1 February 4, 2003 At a wedding reception, one man says to the other: “Have you noticed how ugly the bride is?” Hey! Be careful with what you say. That’s my daughter you’re talking about!!! Oh! I’m terribly sorry, I didn’t know you were her father. I’m not her father…. I’m her mother, asshole! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Gravitymaster 0 #3 February 5, 2003 A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected quart of milk, a carton of eggs, juice, and a package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items one by one on the conveyor in front of the cashier. He said, "You must be single." The woman, a bit startled but intrigued, looked at her four items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk said, "'Cause you're uglier'n shit." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
